Monday, January 25, 2010
Ewing Oil on the Board First in 2010
Ewing Oil has struck first in the new edition of Our Sick Game with the execution of Iraq's very own Chemical Ali, 68. The death of Ali Hassan al-Majid gives Ewing Oil an early 32-0 lead on Sweet Valley Death.
Saturday, January 02, 2010
Our Sick Game MVP Announced
In a unanimous vote and an Our Sick Game first, the MVP award will be shared by two players for 2009: Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson. Fawcett's death gave Ewing Oil a lead in the game it would not relinquish, and Michael Jackson's death just a short time later put the game out of reach.
"We recognize that it was Farrah who gave Ewing Oil the lead for good, but Jackson's death also had a significant and dramatic impact on the game," said a spokesperson for the league. "Let's not forget that his death allowed Ewing Oil to collect a hat trick for the month of June, as well. Make no mistake, their deaths changed the game in 2009 and allowed Ewing Oil to roll on to victory."
Fawcett and Jackson now take their place among the illustrious list of prior league MVP's:
2009 - Farrah Fawcett/Michael Jackson
2008 - Tony Snow
2007 - Anna Nicole Smith
2006 - Fidel Castro
2005 - Peter Jennings
"We recognize that it was Farrah who gave Ewing Oil the lead for good, but Jackson's death also had a significant and dramatic impact on the game," said a spokesperson for the league. "Let's not forget that his death allowed Ewing Oil to collect a hat trick for the month of June, as well. Make no mistake, their deaths changed the game in 2009 and allowed Ewing Oil to roll on to victory."
Fawcett and Jackson now take their place among the illustrious list of prior league MVP's:
2009 - Farrah Fawcett/Michael Jackson
2008 - Tony Snow
2007 - Anna Nicole Smith
2006 - Fidel Castro
2005 - Peter Jennings
Friday, January 01, 2010
Ewing Oil, 2009 Champion
Congratulations to the winner of Our Sick Game 2009, Ewing Oil. In the most dominating and high-scoring performance in the history of Our Sick Game, Ewing Oil put to rest three years of frustration against the previously unbeatable Sweet Valley Death, winning the game by a score of 376-244.5As champion of Our Sick Game, Ewing Oil has earned a year with the Johnny Carson Cup, the most hallowed and cherished trophy in the world. In addition, Ewing Oil's prize will be a $50 gift card to Best Buy.
