Our Sick Game 2014

Ewing Oil:

Muhammad Ali, 69
Neil Armstrong, 81
F. Lee Bailey, 78
Bob Barker, 88
Ray Bradbury, 91
Mel Brooks, 85
Bobby Brown, 42
Barbara Bush, 86
Jimmy Carter, 86
Rosalyn Carter, 85
Dick Cheney, 70
Bill Cosby, 74
Andy Dick, 46
Conrad Dobler, 61
Pete Dominici, 79
Clint Eastwood, 80
Roger Ebert, 69
Luis Echeverria, 89
Annette Funicello, 69
Malcolm Glazer, 83
Merle Haggard, 74
Larry Hagman, 80
Scott Hall, 53
Hugh Hefner, 85
Hal Holbrook, 86
Terry Jones, 69
Ken Kercheval, 76
Henry Kissinger, 88
Martin Landau, 83
Angela Lansbury, 86
Phil Lesh, 71
Jerry Lee Lewis, 76
Lindsay Lohan, 25
Courtney Love, 47
Nelson Mandella, 93
Don Pardo, 93
Joe Paterno, 85
Bum Phillips, 88
Pope Benedict XVI, 84
Charlotte Rae, 85
Nancy Reagan, 90
Keith Richards, 68
Nicole Richie, 30
Bill Russell, 77
Ariel Sharon, 83
Britney Spears, 30
Phil Spector, 72
Harry Dean Stanton, 85
Helen Thomas, 91
Mike Tyson, 45
Eli Wallach, 96
Paul Zimmerman, 79

Sweet Valley Death:

Iyad Allawi, 66
Louis Anderson, 58
Kurt Angle, 43
Ed Asner, 82
Chuck Bednarik, 86
Chuck Berry, 85
Ronnie Biggs, 82
Bobby Bowden, 82
Wilford Brimley, 77
George H.W. Bush, 87
Earl Campbell, 56
Fidel Castro, 85
Dick Clark, 82
Beverly Cleary, 95
Sean Connery, 81
Richard Dawson, 79
Ruby Dee, 87
Blake Fielder-Civil, 29
Michael J. Fox, 50
Aretha Franklin, 69
Frank Gifford, 81
Mikhail Gorbachev, 80
Andy Griffith, 85
David Hasselhoff, 59
Stephen Hawking, 69
Keith Jackson, 83
Alex Karras, 76
Christopher Lee, 89
George McGovern, 89
Mindy McReady, 36
Liza Minelli, 65
Roger Moore, 84
Stan Musial, 91
Leonard Nimoy, 80
Arnold Palmer, 82
Frederick Pohl, 92
Queen Elizabeth II, 85
Carl Reiner, 89
Don Rickles, 85
Mickey Rooney, 91
Pat Summerall, 81
Donald Sutherland, 76
Margaret Thatcher, 86
Vern Troyer, 42
Dick Van Patten, 83
Jack Vance, 95
Abe Vigoda, 90
Scott Weiland, 44
Betty White, 89
Gene Wilder, 78
Jonathan Winters, 86
Chuck Yeager, 88