Our Sick Game 2014

With the first overall pick, Sweet Valley Death selected singer Etta James. Here are the rest of Sweet Valley Death's 2012 draft picks, listed alphabetically followed by their age and location drafted.

Conrad Bain, 88 (36)
Jason Becker, 42 (29)
Jim Brown, 75 (17)
Richard Chamberlain, 77 (26)
Tommy Chong, 73 (37)
David Crosby, 70 (5)
Ann B. Davis, 85 (31)
Joyce DeWitt, 62 (9)
Ted DiBiase, 57 (22)
Bob Dole, 88 (27)
Corey Feldman, 40 (18)
James Garner, 83 (24)
Billy Graham, 93 (20)
Gene Hackman, 81 (13)
Whitney Houston, 48 (14)
Joe Jackson, 82 (19)
Etta James, 73 (1)
Lisa Lampenelli, 50 (10)
Dina Lohan, 49 (11)
Penny Marshall, 69 (7)
Heidi Montag, 25 (30)
Tracy Morgan, 43 (32)
Connie Needham, 52 (25)
Laraine Newman, 59 (38)
Chuck Noll, 79 (35)
Nick Nolte, 70 (8)
Gene Okerlund, 69 (21)
Ross Perot, 81 (34)
William Perry, 49 (3)
Prince Phillip, 90 (6)
Sidney Poitier, 84 (28)
Nicole Polizzi, 24 (15)
Chris Pratt, 32 (12)
Randy Quaid, 61 (2)
Samantha Ronson, 34 (4)
Jimmy Snuka, 68 (23)
Roderick Toombs, 57 (16)
Steven Tyler, 63 (33)