Our Sick Game 2014

With the second overall pick, Sweet Valley Death selected former Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak . Here are the rest of Ewing Oil's 2012 draft picks, listed alphabetically followed by their age and location drafted.

Bashar Al-Assad, 46 (3)
Paul Allen, 58 (9)
Pamela Anderson, 44 (36)
Maya Angelou, 83 (31)
Casey Anthony, 24 (5)
Julian Assange, 40 (21)
Yogi Berra, 86 (28)
Gary Busey, 67 (23)
Glenn Campbell, 75 (6)
Hugo Chavez, 57 (12)
Bill Clinton, 65 (25)
Charles Durning, 88 (13)
Wayne Flemming, 61 (15)
Stefani Germanotta, 25 (11)
Robin Gibb, 62 (2)
Bobby Heenan, 67 (20)
George Kennedy, 86 (37)
B.B. King, 86 (22)
Jerry Lewis, 85 (29)
Michael Lohan, 51 (10)
Jon Lord, 70 (19)
Bernie Madoff, 73 (7)
George Michael, 48 (17)
Art Modell, 86 (18)
Walter Mondale, 83 (24)
Hosni Mubarak, 83 (1)
Rupert Murdoch, 80 (8)
Willie Nelson, 78 (33)
Bob Newhart, 82 (38)
Wayne Newton, 69 (35)
Ryan O' Neal, 71 (30)
Ferdie Pacheco, 84 (27)
Vin Scully, 84 (26)
O.J. Simpson, 64 (32)
Robert Wagner, 81 (14)
Andy Williams, 84 (4)
Burt Young, 71 (34)
Ethan Zohn, 38 (16)