Sunday, November 06, 2011

 

Did You Ever Notice Andy Rooney is Dead?

Curmudgeon/national treasure Andy Rooney has died at the age of 92, leaving 8 points for Ewing Oil as his lasting contribution to humanity. Ewing Oil now leads S.V.D by a score of 316-143.

Tuesday, November 01, 2011

 

At the End of October...

Ten have passed, and Ewing Oil leads Sweet Valley Death by a score of 308-143.

Ewing Oil:
March -- Elizabeth Taylor, 21
April -- Sydney Lumet, 14
May -- Ron Springs, 46, Jeff Conaway, 40
June -- Jack Kevorkian, 17, Tom McEwen, 12
July -- Betty Ford, 7, Sherwood Schwartz, 6, Amy Winehouse, 73 (+10)
September -- Mike Heimerdinger, 42
October -- Al Davis, 18

Sweet Valley Death:
May -- Seve Ballesteros, 47
June -- Peter Falk, 17
August -- Bubba Smith, 34
October -- Steve Jobs, 45

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