Saturday, December 31, 2011
Don't Forget the Moneyballs
The start of the 2012 season of Our Sick Game can only mean one thing: the long-awaited announcement of Moneyball selections.
Sweet Valley Death has selected Etta James (73) as their Moneyball for 2012. James earn SVD 54 points upon her death. For their Moneyball selection, Ewing Oil has chosen their 2011 4th of July pick, Gary Carter (57). His death would earn Ewing Oil 86 big points.
Good luck to Sweet Valley Death, Etta James, Ewing Oil, and Gary Carter in the upcoming season.
Sweet Valley Death has selected Etta James (73) as their Moneyball for 2012. James earn SVD 54 points upon her death. For their Moneyball selection, Ewing Oil has chosen their 2011 4th of July pick, Gary Carter (57). His death would earn Ewing Oil 86 big points.
Good luck to Sweet Valley Death, Etta James, Ewing Oil, and Gary Carter in the upcoming season.
Friday, December 30, 2011
Sweet Valley Death Draft Results
With the first overall pick, Sweet Valley Death selected singer Etta James. Here are the rest of Sweet Valley Death's 2012 draft picks, listed alphabetically followed by their age and location drafted.
Conrad Bain, 88 (36)
Jason Becker, 42 (29)
Jim Brown, 75 (17)
Richard Chamberlain, 77 (26)
Tommy Chong, 73 (37)
David Crosby, 70 (5)
Ann B. Davis, 85 (31)
Joyce DeWitt, 62 (9)
Ted DiBiase, 57 (22)
Bob Dole, 88 (27)
Corey Feldman, 40 (18)
James Garner, 83 (24)
Billy Graham, 93 (20)
Gene Hackman, 81 (13)
Whitney Houston, 48 (14)
Joe Jackson, 82 (19)
Etta James, 73 (1)
Lisa Lampenelli, 50 (10)
Dina Lohan, 49 (11)
Penny Marshall, 69 (7)
Heidi Montag, 25 (30)
Tracy Morgan, 43 (32)
Connie Needham, 52 (25)
Laraine Newman, 59 (38)
Chuck Noll, 79 (35)
Nick Nolte, 70 (8)
Gene Okerlund, 69 (21)
Ross Perot, 81 (34)
William Perry, 49 (3)
Prince Phillip, 90 (6)
Sidney Poitier, 84 (28)
Nicole Polizzi, 24 (15)
Chris Pratt, 32 (12)
Randy Quaid, 61 (2)
Samantha Ronson, 34 (4)
Jimmy Snuka, 68 (23)
Roderick Toombs, 57 (16)
Steven Tyler, 63 (33)
Conrad Bain, 88 (36)
Jason Becker, 42 (29)
Jim Brown, 75 (17)
Richard Chamberlain, 77 (26)
Tommy Chong, 73 (37)
David Crosby, 70 (5)
Ann B. Davis, 85 (31)
Joyce DeWitt, 62 (9)
Ted DiBiase, 57 (22)
Bob Dole, 88 (27)
Corey Feldman, 40 (18)
James Garner, 83 (24)
Billy Graham, 93 (20)
Gene Hackman, 81 (13)
Whitney Houston, 48 (14)
Joe Jackson, 82 (19)
Etta James, 73 (1)
Lisa Lampenelli, 50 (10)
Dina Lohan, 49 (11)
Penny Marshall, 69 (7)
Heidi Montag, 25 (30)
Tracy Morgan, 43 (32)
Connie Needham, 52 (25)
Laraine Newman, 59 (38)
Chuck Noll, 79 (35)
Nick Nolte, 70 (8)
Gene Okerlund, 69 (21)
Ross Perot, 81 (34)
William Perry, 49 (3)
Prince Phillip, 90 (6)
Sidney Poitier, 84 (28)
Nicole Polizzi, 24 (15)
Chris Pratt, 32 (12)
Randy Quaid, 61 (2)
Samantha Ronson, 34 (4)
Jimmy Snuka, 68 (23)
Roderick Toombs, 57 (16)
Steven Tyler, 63 (33)
Ewing Oil Draft Results
With the second overall pick, Sweet Valley Death selected former Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak . Here are the rest of Ewing Oil's 2012 draft picks, listed alphabetically followed by their age and location drafted.
Bashar Al-Assad, 46 (3)
Paul Allen, 58 (9)
Pamela Anderson, 44 (36)
Maya Angelou, 83 (31)
Casey Anthony, 24 (5)
Julian Assange, 40 (21)
Yogi Berra, 86 (28)
Gary Busey, 67 (23)
Glenn Campbell, 75 (6)
Hugo Chavez, 57 (12)
Bill Clinton, 65 (25)
Charles Durning, 88 (13)
Wayne Flemming, 61 (15)
Stefani Germanotta, 25 (11)
Robin Gibb, 62 (2)
Bobby Heenan, 67 (20)
George Kennedy, 86 (37)
B.B. King, 86 (22)
Jerry Lewis, 85 (29)
Michael Lohan, 51 (10)
Jon Lord, 70 (19)
Bernie Madoff, 73 (7)
George Michael, 48 (17)
Art Modell, 86 (18)
Walter Mondale, 83 (24)
Hosni Mubarak, 83 (1)
Rupert Murdoch, 80 (8)
Willie Nelson, 78 (33)
Bob Newhart, 82 (38)
Wayne Newton, 69 (35)
Ryan O' Neal, 71 (30)
Ferdie Pacheco, 84 (27)
Vin Scully, 84 (26)
O.J. Simpson, 64 (32)
Robert Wagner, 81 (14)
Andy Williams, 84 (4)
Burt Young, 71 (34)
Ethan Zohn, 38 (16)
Bashar Al-Assad, 46 (3)
Paul Allen, 58 (9)
Pamela Anderson, 44 (36)
Maya Angelou, 83 (31)
Casey Anthony, 24 (5)
Julian Assange, 40 (21)
Yogi Berra, 86 (28)
Gary Busey, 67 (23)
Glenn Campbell, 75 (6)
Hugo Chavez, 57 (12)
Bill Clinton, 65 (25)
Charles Durning, 88 (13)
Wayne Flemming, 61 (15)
Stefani Germanotta, 25 (11)
Robin Gibb, 62 (2)
Bobby Heenan, 67 (20)
George Kennedy, 86 (37)
B.B. King, 86 (22)
Jerry Lewis, 85 (29)
Michael Lohan, 51 (10)
Jon Lord, 70 (19)
Bernie Madoff, 73 (7)
George Michael, 48 (17)
Art Modell, 86 (18)
Walter Mondale, 83 (24)
Hosni Mubarak, 83 (1)
Rupert Murdoch, 80 (8)
Willie Nelson, 78 (33)
Bob Newhart, 82 (38)
Wayne Newton, 69 (35)
Ryan O' Neal, 71 (30)
Ferdie Pacheco, 84 (27)
Vin Scully, 84 (26)
O.J. Simpson, 64 (32)
Robert Wagner, 81 (14)
Andy Williams, 84 (4)
Burt Young, 71 (34)
Ethan Zohn, 38 (16)
Don't Forget the Keepers...
Rounding out the lineup for Ewing Oil and Sweet Valley Death are 10 keepers from the 2011 rosters.
Ewing Oil:
Kareem Abdul-Jabar, 64
Abdelbaset Ali Mohamed Al Megrahi, 59
Gary Carter, 58
Gay Culverhouse, 64
George Karl, 61
Artie Lange, 44
Loretta Lynn, 77
Brett Michaels, 49
Buddy Ryan, 77
Joran Van Der Sloot, 24
Sweet Valley Death:
John Daly, 45
Pete Doherty, 32
Michael Douglas, 67
Louis Farrakhan, 78
Ismail Haniya, 60
Hulk Hogan, 59
Mary Kate Olsen, 25
Evi Quaid, 48
Dwayne Schintzius, 43
Orlando Thomas, 39
Ewing Oil:
Kareem Abdul-Jabar, 64
Abdelbaset Ali Mohamed Al Megrahi, 59
Gary Carter, 58
Gay Culverhouse, 64
George Karl, 61
Artie Lange, 44
Loretta Lynn, 77
Brett Michaels, 49
Buddy Ryan, 77
Joran Van Der Sloot, 24
Sweet Valley Death:
John Daly, 45
Pete Doherty, 32
Michael Douglas, 67
Louis Farrakhan, 78
Ismail Haniya, 60
Hulk Hogan, 59
Mary Kate Olsen, 25
Evi Quaid, 48
Dwayne Schintzius, 43
Orlando Thomas, 39
Don't Forget the Grandfathers
Ewing Oil:
Muhammad Ali, 69
Neil Armstrong, 81
F. Lee Bailey, 78
Bob Barker, 88
Ray Bradbury, 91
Mel Brooks, 85
Bobby Brown, 42
Barbara Bush, 86
Jimmy Carter, 86
Rosalyn Carter, 85
Dick Cheney, 70
Bill Cosby, 74
Andy Dick, 46
Conrad Dobler, 61
Pete Dominici, 79
Clint Eastwood, 80
Roger Ebert, 69
Luis Echeverria, 89
Annette Funicello, 69
Malcolm Glazer, 83
Merle Haggard, 74
Larry Hagman, 80
Scott Hall, 53
Hugh Hefner, 85
Hal Holbrook, 86
Terry Jones, 69
Ken Kercheval, 76
Henry Kissinger, 88
Martin Landau, 83
Angela Lansbury, 86
Phil Lesh, 71
Jerry Lee Lewis, 76
Lindsay Lohan, 25
Courtney Love, 47
Nelson Mandella, 93
Don Pardo, 93
Joe Paterno, 85
Bum Phillips, 88
Pope Benedict XVI, 84
Charlotte Rae, 85
Nancy Reagan, 90
Keith Richards, 68
Nicole Richie, 30
Bill Russell, 77
Ariel Sharon, 83
Britney Spears, 30
Phil Spector, 72
Harry Dean Stanton, 85
Helen Thomas, 91
Mike Tyson, 45
Eli Wallach, 96
Paul Zimmerman, 79
Sweet Valley Death:
Iyad Allawi, 66
Louis Anderson, 58
Kurt Angle, 43
Ed Asner, 82
Chuck Bednarik, 86
Chuck Berry, 85
Ronnie Biggs, 82
Bobby Bowden, 82
Wilford Brimley, 77
George H.W. Bush, 87
Earl Campbell, 56
Fidel Castro, 85
Dick Clark, 82
Beverly Cleary, 95
Sean Connery, 81
Richard Dawson, 79
Ruby Dee, 87
Blake Fielder-Civil, 29
Michael J. Fox, 50
Aretha Franklin, 69
Frank Gifford, 81
Mikhail Gorbachev, 80
Andy Griffith, 85
David Hasselhoff, 59
Stephen Hawking, 69
Keith Jackson, 83
Alex Karras, 76
Christopher Lee, 89
George McGovern, 89
Mindy McReady, 36
Liza Minelli, 65
Roger Moore, 84
Stan Musial, 91
Leonard Nimoy, 80
Arnold Palmer, 82
Frederick Pohl, 92
Queen Elizabeth II, 85
Carl Reiner, 89
Don Rickles, 85
Mickey Rooney, 91
Pat Summerall, 81
Donald Sutherland, 76
Margaret Thatcher, 86
Vern Troyer, 42
Dick Van Patten, 83
Jack Vance, 95
Abe Vigoda, 90
Scott Weiland, 44
Betty White, 89
Gene Wilder, 78
Jonathan Winters, 86
Chuck Yeager, 88
Muhammad Ali, 69
Neil Armstrong, 81
F. Lee Bailey, 78
Bob Barker, 88
Ray Bradbury, 91
Mel Brooks, 85
Bobby Brown, 42
Barbara Bush, 86
Jimmy Carter, 86
Rosalyn Carter, 85
Dick Cheney, 70
Bill Cosby, 74
Andy Dick, 46
Conrad Dobler, 61
Pete Dominici, 79
Clint Eastwood, 80
Roger Ebert, 69
Luis Echeverria, 89
Annette Funicello, 69
Malcolm Glazer, 83
Merle Haggard, 74
Larry Hagman, 80
Scott Hall, 53
Hugh Hefner, 85
Hal Holbrook, 86
Terry Jones, 69
Ken Kercheval, 76
Henry Kissinger, 88
Martin Landau, 83
Angela Lansbury, 86
Phil Lesh, 71
Jerry Lee Lewis, 76
Lindsay Lohan, 25
Courtney Love, 47
Nelson Mandella, 93
Don Pardo, 93
Joe Paterno, 85
Bum Phillips, 88
Pope Benedict XVI, 84
Charlotte Rae, 85
Nancy Reagan, 90
Keith Richards, 68
Nicole Richie, 30
Bill Russell, 77
Ariel Sharon, 83
Britney Spears, 30
Phil Spector, 72
Harry Dean Stanton, 85
Helen Thomas, 91
Mike Tyson, 45
Eli Wallach, 96
Paul Zimmerman, 79
Sweet Valley Death:
Iyad Allawi, 66
Louis Anderson, 58
Kurt Angle, 43
Ed Asner, 82
Chuck Bednarik, 86
Chuck Berry, 85
Ronnie Biggs, 82
Bobby Bowden, 82
Wilford Brimley, 77
George H.W. Bush, 87
Earl Campbell, 56
Fidel Castro, 85
Dick Clark, 82
Beverly Cleary, 95
Sean Connery, 81
Richard Dawson, 79
Ruby Dee, 87
Blake Fielder-Civil, 29
Michael J. Fox, 50
Aretha Franklin, 69
Frank Gifford, 81
Mikhail Gorbachev, 80
Andy Griffith, 85
David Hasselhoff, 59
Stephen Hawking, 69
Keith Jackson, 83
Alex Karras, 76
Christopher Lee, 89
George McGovern, 89
Mindy McReady, 36
Liza Minelli, 65
Roger Moore, 84
Stan Musial, 91
Leonard Nimoy, 80
Arnold Palmer, 82
Frederick Pohl, 92
Queen Elizabeth II, 85
Carl Reiner, 89
Don Rickles, 85
Mickey Rooney, 91
Pat Summerall, 81
Donald Sutherland, 76
Margaret Thatcher, 86
Vern Troyer, 42
Dick Van Patten, 83
Jack Vance, 95
Abe Vigoda, 90
Scott Weiland, 44
Betty White, 89
Gene Wilder, 78
Jonathan Winters, 86
Chuck Yeager, 88
Saturday, December 17, 2011
Scoring Correction
It was incorrectly reported in April that Sydney Lumet died while on Ewing Oil's team. Lumet belongs to Sweet Valley Death and therefore deserves his 14 points. This makes the revised score 378-157 in favor of Ewing Oil.
Friday, December 16, 2011
Ewing Oil Loses Number 1 Pick
2011 top draft pick for Ewing Oil, 62-year old moneyball Christopher Hitchens, has died. His 76 points adds to Ewing Oil's lead, making the score 392-143 with just a few weeks remaining in the season.
At the end of November...
With one month remaining in the game, Ewing Oil leads Sweet Valley Death by a score of 316-143.
Ewing Oil:
March -- Elizabeth Taylor, 21
April -- Sydney Lumet, 14
May -- Ron Springs, 46, Jeff Conaway, 40
June -- Jack Kevorkian, 17, Tom McEwen, 12
July -- Betty Ford, 7, Sherwood Schwartz, 6, Amy Winehouse, 73 (+10)
September -- Mike Heimerdinger, 42
October -- Al Davis, 18
November -- Andy Rooney, 8
Sweet Valley Death:
May -- Seve Ballesteros, 47
June -- Peter Falk, 17
August -- Bubba Smith, 34
October -- Steve Jobs, 45
Ewing Oil:
March -- Elizabeth Taylor, 21
April -- Sydney Lumet, 14
May -- Ron Springs, 46, Jeff Conaway, 40
June -- Jack Kevorkian, 17, Tom McEwen, 12
July -- Betty Ford, 7, Sherwood Schwartz, 6, Amy Winehouse, 73 (+10)
September -- Mike Heimerdinger, 42
October -- Al Davis, 18
November -- Andy Rooney, 8
Sweet Valley Death:
May -- Seve Ballesteros, 47
June -- Peter Falk, 17
August -- Bubba Smith, 34
October -- Steve Jobs, 45
