Saturday, April 21, 2012
S.V.D. on a Roll
Sweet Valley Death has been on a roll this month, capitalizing on the deaths of Dwayne Schinzius, 43, and Dick Clark, 82, to pick up an additional 75 points. SVD now has a 188.5 to 93.5 lead over Ewing Oil.
Welcome to the tenth season of Our Sick Game. The ancient sport of kings and queens, it is a game like no other. A game in which two teams, stocked with rosters consisting of celebrities, world leaders, and public figures, literally fight to the death. Points are awarded per death, based on a person's age subtracted from the number 100. Sounds simple right? Wrong! Factor in the "Moneyball" with insurance policies and anything can happen in Our Sick Game, where nothing is ever as it seems.