Sunday, January 01, 2006
Ewing Oil's 2006 Moneyball Is...
The 80-year-old Don Knotts. Congratulations, Don. Good luck this season in all of your endeavors, and may your demise yield Ewing Oil 40 beautiful points.
Welcome to the tenth season of Our Sick Game. The ancient sport of kings and queens, it is a game like no other. A game in which two teams, stocked with rosters consisting of celebrities, world leaders, and public figures, literally fight to the death. Points are awarded per death, based on a person's age subtracted from the number 100. Sounds simple right? Wrong! Factor in the "Moneyball" with insurance policies and anything can happen in Our Sick Game, where nothing is ever as it seems.