Wednesday, January 25, 2006
SHELLY WINTERS DEAD AT 85
Looks like the folks here at Our Sick Game missed a rather big event two weeks ago. Shelly Winters died on January 14 at the age of 85. Sweet Valley Death thus earns 15 points off the two-time Oscar winner's corpse to increase its lead to 71-0. Talk about a big month for one team. While Sweet Valley Death management could not be reached for comment, a spokesperson for Ewing Oil offered his congratulations on Death's second death of 2006.
"That's just quality drafting right there," he said. "You get a Shelly Winters in the 12th round, good things are going to happen. Now it looks like they've got Gerald Ford waiting on deck. Christ, it's not even February."
"That's just quality drafting right there," he said. "You get a Shelly Winters in the 12th round, good things are going to happen. Now it looks like they've got Gerald Ford waiting on deck. Christ, it's not even February."
