Thursday, June 15, 2006
Glitter Conviction Upheld
Ewing Oil's Gary Glitter, 62, will spend the next three years locked up in a Vietnamese prison, as a judge has upheld his conviction on charges of child molestation. A spokesperson for Ewing Oil wished Glitter, its 32nd-round draft choice, nothing but the worst.
"I sincerely hope that he uses his time behind bars to make enemies," the spokesperson said. "Our operatives have already begun an aggressive campaign within the prison to inform each and every inmate of Gary's crimes. It is our greatest wish that something postive emerges from this human tragedy. I can think of nothing more positive than the potential points that Gary represents to our franchise."
"I sincerely hope that he uses his time behind bars to make enemies," the spokesperson said. "Our operatives have already begun an aggressive campaign within the prison to inform each and every inmate of Gary's crimes. It is our greatest wish that something postive emerges from this human tragedy. I can think of nothing more positive than the potential points that Gary represents to our franchise."
