Friday, August 25, 2006

 

Another Week, Another Surgery for Ford

Perputual Our Sick Game tease Gerald Ford is back in the news yet again, this time for a recent angioplasty surgery. Sweet Valley Death will no doubt be the benificiary of Ford's seven points in the very near future, the only question remains is when?

A spokesperson from Ewing Oil, however, remained unimpressed with Ford's recent antics. "Call me when he does something extraordinary. I'm talking about massive heart attack, or even getting mauled by a mountain lion. Until then it's just Ford being Ford. I'm glad we don't have to deal with that garbage around here."

Comments:
Ahem! "Benificiary" ??
Children ARE watching. PLEASE be precise about grammar and spelling!

Signed,

a Nashville Fantasy Football Commiss- Uh, I mean, "An Interested Observer"
 
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