Our Sick Game 2014

In this upside-down, topsy-turvy season of Our Sick Game, leads have been as safe as a night patrol on the streets of Baghdad. Just as Sweet Valley Death once had a 70+ point lead, Ewing Oil once blew a comfortable lead of its own. Now the tables have turned yet again as Ewing Oil finds itself in the lead with two months to go in the season. "Red" Auerbach, 89, one of the legends of professional basketball, died over the weekend. Ewing Oil's 18th round draft pick, Auerbach is survived by 11 critical points that have resulted in a 127-123.5 lead for the defending champions.

"This is the day we've been waiting for since our last death all the way back in March," said a spokesperson for Ewing Oil. "If it seems like it was a long time since Dana Reeve died, it's because it has been. We always had a lot of faith in 'Red,' and knew he would be a valuable player for us. I just hope the Celtics see fit for us to raise our championship banners in their arena."