Our Sick Game 2014

With the first overall pick in the draft, Ewing Oil selected the comatose Ariel Sharon. Here are the complete draft results for Ewing Oil's 2007 draft.

1. Ariel Sharon, 78
2. Bill Walsh, 75
3. Tammy Faye Bakker Messner, 64
4. Rowdy Roddy Piper, 52
5. Malcolm Glazer, 78
6. Billy Graham, 88
7. Nelson Mandela, 88
8. Nancy Reagan, 85
9. Henry Kissinger, 83
10. Mike Wallace, 88
11. Terry Jones, 64
12. Merv Griffin, 81
13. Jimmy Carter, 82
14. Roger Ebert, 64
15. Greg Page, 34
16. Betty Ford, 88
17. Eartha Kitt, 79
18. Sir Edmund Hillary, 87
19. Art Modell, 81
20. Phyllis Diller, 89
21. Sherwood Schwartz, 90
22. Phil Lesh, 66
23. Ingmar Bergman, 88
24. Gloria Stuart, 96
25. Gerald McRaney, 59
26. Lady Bird Johnson, 94
27. Tom McEwen, 83
28. Suzanne Pleshette, 69
29. Ronnie Biggs, 77
30. Ray Bradbury, 86
31. Ante Gotovina, 51
32. Helen Thomas, 86
33. Ken Kercheval, 71
34. Eli Wallach, 91
35. Pope Benedict XVI, 79
36. Jane Wyman, 89
37. Don Pardo, 88
38. Mickey Rooney, 86
39. Luciano Pavarotti, 71
40. George McGovern, 84
41. Bea Arthur, 83
42. Leslie Nielsen, 80
43. Harry Dean Stanton, 80
44. John Forsythe, 88
45. Scott Weiland, 39
46. Michael J. Fox, 45
47. Studs Terkel, 94
48. John Paul Stevens, 86
49. Ann B. Davis, 80
50. Olivia de Havilland
51. Dom DeLuise, 73
52. Rue McClanahan, 72
53. George H.W. Bush, 82
54. Mikhail Gorbachev, 75
55. Keith Richards, 63
56. Barbara Bush, 81
57. Betty White, 84
58. Luis Echeverria, 84
59. Ernest Borgnine, 89
60. Rosalyn Carter, 79
61. Karl Malden, 94
62. Pat Burns, 54
63. Sidney Potier, 79
64. Dom DiMaggio, 89
65. Nicole Richie, 25