Sunday, December 31, 2006

 

Roster Moves for Ewing Oil, S.V.D.

To replace the loss of Saddam Hussein going into the 2007 season, Ewing Oil has reclaimed Jack Kevorkian from Sweet Valley Death's roster. Dr. Kevorkian had been drafted by S.V.D. when Ewing Oil failed to protect him in last week's draft. In addition, Ewing Oil chooses to designate Kevorkian as a kepper for the 2007 season.
Since S.V.D. lost Kevorkian, it chose to select Louis Farrakhan, 73, as its replacement player. Welcome to Our Sick Game, Minister Farrakhan.

# posted by The Commissioner @ 1:11 PM
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