Our Sick Game 2014

With the second overall pick in the draft, Sweet Valley Death selected gruff character-actor Wilford Brimley. Here are the complete draft results for Sweet Valley Death's 2007 draft.

1. Wilford Brimley, 72
2. Jerry Lewis, 80
3. Kirk Douglas, 90
4. Gene Wilder, 73
5. Vin Scully, 79
6. Queen Elizabeth II, 80
7. Don Rickles, 80
8. Boris Yeltsin, 75
9. Don Herbert, 89
10. Mel Brooks, 80
11. Annette Funicello, 64
12. Margaret Thatcher, 81
13. Eunice Kennedy Shriver, 85
14. Stephen Hawking, 64
15. Abe Vigoda, 85
16. Ruby Dee, 82
17. Lee Greenwood, 64
18. Osama bin Laden, 49
19. John Wooden, 96
20. Gen. Pervez Musharraf, 63
21. Hamid Karzai, 49
22. Jack Kevorkian, 78 *
Louis Farrakhan, 73
23. Iyad Allawi, 61
24. Vern Troyer, 37
25. Evel Knieval, 68
26. B.B. King, 81
27. Bo Didley, 78
28. Tom Poston, 85
29. Arthur C. Clarke, 89
30. Chuck Yeager, 83
31. Carl Reiner, 84
32. Art Buchwald, 81
33. Arnold Palmer, 77
34. Richard Dawson, 74
35. Bob Dole, 83
36. Art Linkletter, 94
37. Jonathan Winters, 81
38. Gary Glitter, 62
39. Charlie Watts, 65
40. Harry Morgan, 91
41. Casey Kasem, 74
42. Jerry Lee Lewis, 71
43. Joey Bishop, 88
44. Robert Byrd, 89
45. Christopher Lee, 84
46. George Kennedy, 81
47. Glenn Frey, 58
48. Dan Fogelberg, 55
49. Robert McNamara, 90
50. Les Paul, 81
51. Kitty Carlisle, 96
52. Liza Minelli, 60
53. F. Lee Bailey, 73
54. Jesse Helms, 85
55. G. Gordon Liddy, 76
56. Andy Williams, 79
57. Beverly Cleary, 90
58. Jerry Falwell, 73
59. Ernest Gallo, 97
60. Peter Gammons, 61
61. Carl Karcher, 89
62. Chuck Bednarik, 81
63. Gordon Hinckley, 96
64. Louie Anderson, 53
65. Anna Nicole Smith, 39

* Kevorkian reclaimed by Ewing Oil following death of Saddam Hussein