Monday, January 01, 2007
Moneyballs Announced
It's January 1, the start of the 2007 season of Our Sick Game, so that can only mean one thing: the long-awaited announcement of Moneyball selections. For the newly crowned champion Sweet Valley Death, the honor will go to Cuban dictator Fidel Castro, who at 80 years old, would earn up to 40 points for S.V.D. Ewing Oil chose to designate newcomer Suzanne Pleshette, 69, as its Moneyball selection. Her death could earn Ewing Oil up to 62 points. Good luck to Sweet Valley Death, Fidel Castro, Ewing Oil, and Suzanne Pleshette in the upcoming season.
