Our Sick Game 2014

The Sweet Valley Death juggernaut keeps rolling along as today it scored its greatest coup yet: Anna Nicole Smith, 39, and S.V.D.'s 65th round draft pick in the draft, has died. Smith's death earns S.V.D. 61 points, the largest ever point total in the history of Our Sick Game. Her 61 points increase S.V.D.'s lead over Ewing Oil by the score of 80-0.
A representative for Sweet Valley Death celebrated the news by effusively thanking a higher power. "This is a God-given gift," he said. "I didn't do this. Our team didn't do this. Praise be to God."
A stunned spokesperson for Ewing Oil said that he wished Sweet Valley Death congratulations and expressed hope that the death of Anna Nicole Smith would "motivate"other borderline personalities such as Nicole Richie and Scott Weiland.
"While I am not at all surprised Anna Nicole is dead, I just didn't think it would happen so early in the season," the Ewing Oil spokesperson said. "This is discouraging, of course, but there's a lot of fight left in Ewing Oil."