Thursday, April 19, 2007

 

HART & SOUL: Kitty Carlisle Hart dead at 96


Sweet Valley Death is in the midst of a historic streak with death's in each of the last four months, five going back to the 2006 season. Its most recent triumph, the death of 97-year old Kitty Carlisle Hart, tacks on four more points and extends its lead by 87 points over the still-scoreless Ewing Oil.

A stunned spokesperson for Sweet Valley Death had this to say when reached for comment this morning: "Really? Who is she and why would I have drafted her?"

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