Wednesday, May 02, 2007
"YAWN": Poston Dead, S.V.D. Earns Another 15

Right now, words cannot even begin to describe the highs being experienced by Sweet Valley death, nor the lows felt by Ewing Oil. With the death on Tuesday of Tom Poston, 85, Sweet Valley Death tacked on another 15 points to its lead, making the score a staggering 126-0. So far this season, Sweet Valley Death has taken advantage of six deaths, the most ever by a team through May, as well as opening up a record-breaking 126 point lead.