Saturday, June 16, 2007
Mr. Wizard Now Off the Air Permanently
TV legend Don Herbert, also known as Mr. Wizard, pulled off his greatest science project yet earlier this week when he met his demise from bone cancer at the age of 89. His death, and accompanying 11 points, keeps Sweet Valley Death's streak of death's in each month this season alive, while increasing its lead to a preposterous 164-0.
"This one hurts more than all the others because Mr. Wizard was our find back in 2006," said a spokesperson for Ewing Oil. "Unfortunately we didn't protect him and Sweet Valley Death was able to take him away from us pretty early on in last year's draft. Those are the breaks."
