Monday, July 30, 2007
Bergman Chips In for Ewing Oil
Ingmar Bergman has capped off what has turned out to be a rather successful month for Ewing Oil. His death on Sunday at the age of 89 adds another 11 points to Ewing Oil's total, while also giving his team a hat-trick for the month of July. This has proven to be quite the morale boost for Ewing Oil, though it still trails Sweet Valley Death by the large margin of 164-52."Look, we started out this month down 164. As far as I know there's no way to make that up in one death, even if you Moneyball an 18-year-old," said a spokesperson for Ewing Oil. "The good thing here is we've gotten points from two players we weren't necessarily counting on, Lady Bird Johnson and Ingmar Bergman. Tammy Faye came through for us like a champ, and if we ever start getting contributions from our heavy-hitters, look out. This season ain't over."
