Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Wyman Dead at 90
Ewing Oil continued its amazing streak yesterday with the death of actress Jane Wyman at the age of 90. While some reports indicated her age to be 93, Wyman lied about her age on a marriage certificate as a sixteen year old, claiming instead to be nineteen. As a result, Ewing Oil earns 10 points for Wyman, thus cutting the Sweet Valley Death lead to 164-134."The past eight weeks have far surpassed my expectations for this team," said a spokesperson for Ewing Oil. "That's seven in a row now, unanswered. We're within 30 points. I couldn't be any prouder of the way this team has responded to adversity -- and by adversity I mean trailing by 164 points in July."
