Friday, November 30, 2007
EVEL DEAD; Knievel Gone at 69
In what may prove to be the dagger into Ewing Oil's hopes of victory this season, Sweet Valley Death has tapped daredevil Evel Knievel to perform his most important stunt yet: dying. Knievel died today at the age of 69, earning for S.V.D. 31 insurance points to increase its lead over Ewing Oil to 206-134."I don't know how you can come back from something like this," said a spokesperson for Ewing Oil. "You just can't give up 31 points and expect to win. We need our folks to step up big time."
Friday, November 02, 2007
At the End of October...
With ten months now in the books, Sweet Valley Death has increased its lead to a comfortable 41 points to make the score 175-134. A recap:
Sweet Valley Death:
January -- Art Buchwald, 19
February -- Anna Nicole Smith, 61
March -- Ernest Gallo, 3
April -- Kitty Carlisle Hart, 4, Boris Yeltsin, 24, Tom Poston, 15
May -- Jerry Falwell, 27
June -- Don "Mr. Wizard" Herbert, 11
October -- Joey Bishop, 11
Ewing Oil:
July -- Lady Bird Johnson, 6, Tammy Faye Messner, 35, Ingmar Bergman, 11, Bill Walsh, 25
August -- Merv Griffin, 18
September -- Luciano Pavarotti, 29 , Jane Wyman, 10
Sweet Valley Death:
January -- Art Buchwald, 19
February -- Anna Nicole Smith, 61
March -- Ernest Gallo, 3
April -- Kitty Carlisle Hart, 4, Boris Yeltsin, 24, Tom Poston, 15
May -- Jerry Falwell, 27
June -- Don "Mr. Wizard" Herbert, 11
October -- Joey Bishop, 11
Ewing Oil:
July -- Lady Bird Johnson, 6, Tammy Faye Messner, 35, Ingmar Bergman, 11, Bill Walsh, 25
August -- Merv Griffin, 18
September -- Luciano Pavarotti, 29 , Jane Wyman, 10
