Monday, December 17, 2007
Another Auld Lang Dies

"Even we are in awe of what S.V.D. accomplished this season," said a spokesperson for Ewing Oil. "No Golden Girls, former first ladies, or grieving moneyballed widows can help us now."
Welcome to the tenth season of Our Sick Game. The ancient sport of kings and queens, it is a game like no other. A game in which two teams, stocked with rosters consisting of celebrities, world leaders, and public figures, literally fight to the death. Points are awarded per death, based on a person's age subtracted from the number 100. Sounds simple right? Wrong! Factor in the "Moneyball" with insurance policies and anything can happen in Our Sick Game, where nothing is ever as it seems.