Monday, December 31, 2007
Ewing Oil Draft Results
With the first overall pick in the draft, Ewing Oil selected -- for the second year in a row -- someone in a coma, this time former Dallas Cowboy Ron Springs, 51. Here are the rest of Ewing Oil's draft picks for 2008.
1. Ron Springs, 51
2. Rep. Pete Dominici, 71
3. Charles Durning, 84
4. Gen Pervez Musharraf, 64
5. Russell Watson, 41
6. Artie Lange, 40
7. Tony Curtis, 82
8. Farrah Fawcett, 60
9. Britney Spears, 26
10. Zsa Zsa Gabor, 90
11. Paul Newman, 82
12. Jerry Lewis, 81
13. Andy Dick, 42
14. Nelson Mandela, 89
15. Betty Ford, 89
16. Don Pardo, 89
17. Mike Wallace, 89
18. Bob Barker, 84
19. Lauren Bacall, 83
20. Joe Paterno, 81
21. George Kennedy, 82
22. George McGovern,85
23. Tom McEwen, 84
24. Teri Garr, 66
25. Helen Thomas, 87
26. B.B. King, 82
27. Jesse Helms, 86
28. Robert Byrd, 90
29. Lindsay Lohan, 21
30. Phil Lesh, 67
31. Rosalyn Carter, 81
32. Harry Dean Stanton, 81
33. Keith Richards, 64
34. Vin Scully, 80
35. Barbara Bush, 82
36. Terry Jones, 65
37. Roger Ebert, 65
38. Barry Corbin, 67
39. Phil Spector, 68
40. Conrad Dobler, 57
41. Hugh Hefner, 81
42. Christopher Lee, 85
43. Ken Kercheval, 72
44. Ray Bradbury, 87
45. Arthur C. Clarke, 90
46. Sherwood Schwartz, 91
47. John Forsythe, 89
48. John Chaney, 75
49. Dick Cheney, 66
50. Bob Dole, 84
51. Eli Wallach, 92
52. Pope Benedict XVI, 80
53. Aretha Franklin, 65
54. Wayne Newton, 65
55. John Goodman, 55
56. Leslie Nielsen, 81
57. Earl Campbell, 52
58. Jim Brown, 71
59. Studs Terkel, 95
60. John Wooden, 97
61. Art Linkletter, 95
62. Neil Armstrong, 77
63. O.A. Bum Phillips, 84
64. Buddy Ryan, 73
65. Sandra Day O'Connor, 77
66. Soupy Sales, 81
67. Margaret Truman, 83
68. Martin Landau, 76
69. Ernest Borgnine, 90
70. Richard Dawson, 75
71. Gary Glitter, 63
72. Bea Arthur, 84
73. Luis Echeverria, 85
74. Hamid Karzai, 50
75. Sidney Potier, 80
76. Bettie Page, 84
77. Keith Jackson, 79
78. Hal Holbrook, 82
79. Yogi Berra, 82
80. Casey Kasem, 75
81. Nicole Richie, 26
82. Whitney Houston, 44
83. Barack Obama, 46
84. Hugh Downs, 86
85. Kurt Angle, 39
1. Ron Springs, 51
2. Rep. Pete Dominici, 71
3. Charles Durning, 84
4. Gen Pervez Musharraf, 64
5. Russell Watson, 41
6. Artie Lange, 40
7. Tony Curtis, 82
8. Farrah Fawcett, 60
9. Britney Spears, 26
10. Zsa Zsa Gabor, 90
11. Paul Newman, 82
12. Jerry Lewis, 81
13. Andy Dick, 42
14. Nelson Mandela, 89
15. Betty Ford, 89
16. Don Pardo, 89
17. Mike Wallace, 89
18. Bob Barker, 84
19. Lauren Bacall, 83
20. Joe Paterno, 81
21. George Kennedy, 82
22. George McGovern,85
23. Tom McEwen, 84
24. Teri Garr, 66
25. Helen Thomas, 87
26. B.B. King, 82
27. Jesse Helms, 86
28. Robert Byrd, 90
29. Lindsay Lohan, 21
30. Phil Lesh, 67
31. Rosalyn Carter, 81
32. Harry Dean Stanton, 81
33. Keith Richards, 64
34. Vin Scully, 80
35. Barbara Bush, 82
36. Terry Jones, 65
37. Roger Ebert, 65
38. Barry Corbin, 67
39. Phil Spector, 68
40. Conrad Dobler, 57
41. Hugh Hefner, 81
42. Christopher Lee, 85
43. Ken Kercheval, 72
44. Ray Bradbury, 87
45. Arthur C. Clarke, 90
46. Sherwood Schwartz, 91
47. John Forsythe, 89
48. John Chaney, 75
49. Dick Cheney, 66
50. Bob Dole, 84
51. Eli Wallach, 92
52. Pope Benedict XVI, 80
53. Aretha Franklin, 65
54. Wayne Newton, 65
55. John Goodman, 55
56. Leslie Nielsen, 81
57. Earl Campbell, 52
58. Jim Brown, 71
59. Studs Terkel, 95
60. John Wooden, 97
61. Art Linkletter, 95
62. Neil Armstrong, 77
63. O.A. Bum Phillips, 84
64. Buddy Ryan, 73
65. Sandra Day O'Connor, 77
66. Soupy Sales, 81
67. Margaret Truman, 83
68. Martin Landau, 76
69. Ernest Borgnine, 90
70. Richard Dawson, 75
71. Gary Glitter, 63
72. Bea Arthur, 84
73. Luis Echeverria, 85
74. Hamid Karzai, 50
75. Sidney Potier, 80
76. Bettie Page, 84
77. Keith Jackson, 79
78. Hal Holbrook, 82
79. Yogi Berra, 82
80. Casey Kasem, 75
81. Nicole Richie, 26
82. Whitney Houston, 44
83. Barack Obama, 46
84. Hugh Downs, 86
85. Kurt Angle, 39
