Our Sick Game 2014

With the second overall pick, Sweet Valley Death selected singer Amy Winehouse, 24. Here are the rest of S.V.D.'s draft picks for the 2008 season.

1. Amy Winehouse, 24
2. Mary Travers, 70
3. Danny Federici, 57
4. Sargent Shriver, 92
5. Prince Phillip, 86
6. Suzanne Pleshette, 70
7. Robin Roberts, 47
8. Mindy McCready, 32
9. Scott Weiland, 40
10. Ronnie Biggs, 78
11. Liza Minelli, 61
12. Billy Graham, 89
13. Loretta Lynn, 73
14. Jerry Lee Lewis, 72
15. Stan Musial, 87
16. Michael J. Fox, 46
17. Ruby Dee, 83
18. Vern Troyer, 38
19. Sir Edmund Hillary, 88
20. Bobby Bowden, 78
21. Roger Moore, 80
22. Rue McClanahan, 73
23. John Paul Stevens, 87
24. Mickey Rooney, 87
25. Bo Didley, 79
26. Chuck Berry, 81
27. Don Rickles, 81
28. Ed Asner, 78
29. George H.W. Bush, 83
30. Jimmy Carter, 83
31. Dom DeLuise, 74
32. Mikhail Gorbachev, 76
33. Robert Mugabe, 83
34. Carl Reiner, 85
35. Les Paul, 82
36. Robert McNamara, 91
37. Ricardo Montalban, 87
38. Mel Brooks, 81
39. Chuck Yeager, 84
40. Conrad Bain, 84
41. Abe Vigoda, 86
42. Gerald McRaney, 60
43. Phyllis Diller, 90
44. Saraa Barhoum, 11
45. Jack Vance, 91
46. Ehud Olmert, 62
47. George Putnam, 93
48. Ayman al-Zawahiri, 56
49. Doris Day, 83
50. Carl Karcher, 90
51. Jack LaLanne, 93
52. Paul Harvey, 89
53. John Roberts, 52
54. Willie Nelson, 74
55. Jonathan Winters, 82
56. Katherine Helmond, 79
57. Arnold Palmer, 78
58. Harry Morgan, 92
59. Beverly Cleary, 91
60. Karl Malden, 95
61. Olivia de Havilland, 91
62. Stuart Scott, 42
63. Chuck Bednarik, 82
64. Frank Gifford, 77
65. Art Modell, 82
66. David Hasselhoff, 55
67. Nick Hogan, 17
68. Dom DiMaggio, 90
69. Andy Williams, 80
70. F. Lee Bailey, 74
71. Larry King, 74
72. Betty White, 85
73. Iyad Allawi, 62
74. Eartha Kitt, 80
75. David Crosby, 66
76. Peter Gammons, 62
77. Al Davis, 78
78. Ann B. Davis, 81
79. Brian Wilson, 65
80. Greg Page, 35
81. Horatio Sanz, 38
82. Efrem Zimbalist, Jr., 89
83. Leonard Nimoy, 76
84. Ross Perot, 77
85. Sidney Lumet, 83