Friday, January 11, 2008
S.V.D. Strikes First; Hillary Dead
The season is now officially underway following the death of Sir Edmund Hillary, 88, of a heart attack. For the third consecutive season, it is Sweet Valley Death getting on the board first and the defending champions now have a 12-0 lead over Ewing Oil. In the history of Our Sick Game, the team to score first has gone on to win each of the three seasons."This one is tough to swallow," said a spokesperson for Ewing Oil. "Hillary was one our roster last year, and we had intended on bringing him back for 2008. Bad timing."
