Saturday, July 12, 2008
LET IT SNOW! S.V.D. Hits Record 94-Pointer
A Fourth of July pick has finally paid off for Sweet Valley Death. Tony Snow, 53, S.V.D.'s pick in the 2007 supplemental draft, died on Saturday after battling colon cancer. As the designated moneyball player for S.V.D., his death yields an Our Sick Game record 94 points. Anna Nicole Smith still holds the all-time points record for a non-moneyball player with 61 points in 2007, which was also recorded by S.V.D.Snow's death gives S.V.D. an amazing 177-57 lead over Ewing Oil, who must now rely on their own moneyball, the 52-year-old Ron Springs, to have any chance of getting back in the game this season.
