Saturday, September 27, 2008
Goodbye, Newman
In a surprise to no one in the industry, film legend Paul Newman has died. The Oscar-winning actor passed away today at the age of 83. Along with a memorable career and a tasty array of salad dressings and spaghetti sauces, Newman leaves behind 17 important points for Ewing Oil. His final earthly contribution trims Sweet Valley Death's lead to 177-90. Although S.V.D.'s lead is still formidable, a death by moneyball Ron Springs would put Ewing Oil ahead in the game.
"We all appreciated Paul's hard work this season to come through for us," said a spokesperson for Ewing Oil. "Sometimes we're glad to see someone go, but in this case we're extremely glad."
"We all appreciated Paul's hard work this season to come through for us," said a spokesperson for Ewing Oil. "Sometimes we're glad to see someone go, but in this case we're extremely glad."