Saturday, September 27, 2008
Goodbye, Newman
In a surprise to no one in the industry, film legend Paul Newman has died. The Oscar-winning actor passed away today at the age of 83. Along with a memorable career and a tasty array of salad dressings and spaghetti sauces, Newman leaves behind 17 important points for Ewing Oil. His final earthly contribution trims Sweet Valley Death's lead to 177-90. Although S.V.D.'s lead is still formidable, a death by moneyball Ron Springs would put Ewing Oil ahead in the game."We all appreciated Paul's hard work this season to come through for us," said a spokesperson for Ewing Oil. "Sometimes we're glad to see someone go, but in this case we're extremely glad."
