Friday, December 26, 2008
Eartha Kitt Becomes Statistic
Sweet Valley Death has wrapped a Christmas bow around an extraordinary season, adding the death of Eartha Kitt, 81, with just five days left in the season. Kitt's death gives Sweet Valley Death a 196-109 lead over Ewing Oil, who will almost certainly end up choosing first in the upcoming 2009 draft.
"We're willing to concede at this point," said a spokesperson for Ewing Oil. "Anything short of Ron Springs won't do us any good, so we might as well just hope for no further action and save it for 2009."
