Our Sick Game 2014

This year, Ewing Oil went with the consensus overall number one pick, selecting Sen. Ted Kennedy (D) from Massachusetts. Here are the rest of Ewing Oil's 2009 draft picks, listed alphabetically followed by their age and location drafted.

Kurt Angle, 40 (91)
Alan Arkin, 74 (96)
Neil Armstrong, 78 (62)
Tariq Aziz, 72 (6)
Lauren Bacall, 84 (58)
F. Lee Bailey, 75 (22)
Bob Barker, 85 (41)
Ray Bradbury, 88 (57)
Mel Brooks, 82 (28)
Bobby Brown, 39 (18)
Pat Burns, 56 (95)
Jimmy Carter, 84 (60)
Rosalyn Carter, 82 (39)
John Chaney, 75 (73)
Dick Cheney, 67 (44)
Chi Cheng, 38 (2)
Jeff Conaway, 58 (9)
Bill Cosby, 71 (64)
John Daly, 42 (8)
Al Davis, 79 (21)
Doris Day, 84 (53)
Judi Dench, 74 (42)
Mike Ditka, 69 (78)
Conrad Dobler, 58 (26)
Pete Dominici, 72 (15)
Kirk Douglas, 91 (69)
Dominick Dunne, 83 (84)
Bob Dylan, 67 (63)
Clint Eastwood, 78 (86)
Roger Ebert, 66 (17)
Luis Echeverria, 86 (66)
Peter Falk, 81 (3)
Louis Farakahn, 74 (5)
Farrah Fawcett, 61 (19)
Betty Ford, 90 (65)
Annette Funicello, 66 (94)
Peter Gammons, 63 (20)
Gary Glitter, 64 (72)
John Goodman, 56 (36)
Merle Haggard, 71 (77)
Scott Hall, 50 (88)
Ismail Haniya, 45 (30)
Ali Hassan al-Majd, 68 (4)
Hugh Hefner, 82 (67)
Katherine Helmond, 80 (71)
Hulk Hogan, 55 (46)
Hal Holbrook, 83 (50)
Michael Jackson, 50 (11)
Terry Jones, 66 (27)
Harry Kalas, 72 (80)
Casey Kasem, 76 (49)
Ted Kennedy, 76 (1)
Ken Kercheval, 73 (31)
Larry King, 75 (37)
Henry Kissinger, 85 (32)
Robbie Knievel, 46 (99)
Kris Kristofferson, 72 (76)
Martin Landau, 77 (51)
Angela Lansbury, 83 (7)
Phil Lesh, 68 (14)
Jerry Lee Lewis, 73 (13)
Courtney Love, 44 (100)
John Madden, 72 (85)
John McCain, 72 (82)
Gerald McRaney, 61 (61)
Walter Mondale,  (92)
Harry Morgan, 93 (75)
Bob Newhart, 79 (38)
Leslie Nielsen, 82 (47)
Pervez Musharraf, 65 (24)
Willie Nelson, 75 (33)
Chuck Noll, 76 (87)
Barack Obama, 47 (23)
Ehud Olmert, 63 (29)
Joe Paterno, 82 (40)
Les Paul, 83 (16)
Bum Phillips, 85 (52)
Prince Philip, 87 (59)
Charlotte Rae,  82 (90)
Nancy Reagan, 87 (55)
Nicole Richie, 27 (45)
Samantha Ronson, 31 (10)
Bill Russell, 74 (74)
Eunice Kennedy Shriver, 86 (68)
Don Shula, 78 (89)
O.J. Simpson, 61 (83)
Phil Spector, 69 (34)
Harry Dean Stanton, 82 (35)
Helen Thomas, 88 (48)
Mary Travers, 71 (98)
Mike Tyson, 42 (12)
Dick Vitale, 69 (70)
Claus Von Bulow, 82 (81)
Eli Wallach, 93 (79)
Russell Watson, 42 (56)
Andy Williams, 81 (54)
Brian Wilson, 66 (43)
John Wooden, 98 (93)
Don Zimmer, 77 (97)
Paul Zimmerman, 76 (25)