Wednesday, July 01, 2009
Karl Malden from Downtown. Yes! A Three-Pointer!
Sweet Valley Death has kicked off July in style with the death of its very own Karl Malden, 97. His three points have narrowed the gap with Ewing Oil to 153-74.5.
Welcome to the tenth season of Our Sick Game. The ancient sport of kings and queens, it is a game like no other. A game in which two teams, stocked with rosters consisting of celebrities, world leaders, and public figures, literally fight to the death. Points are awarded per death, based on a person's age subtracted from the number 100. Sounds simple right? Wrong! Factor in the "Moneyball" with insurance policies and anything can happen in Our Sick Game, where nothing is ever as it seems.