Friday, August 07, 2009
Insurance Taken Out on Eunice Kennedy Shriver
Sweet Valley Death is taking no chances with the health status of Eunice Kennedy Shriver, who was rushed to the hospital today and is listed in critical condition. S.V.D. has taken out an insurance policy on the 88-year-old, thus awarding six points to Ewing Oil. If Kennedy Shriver does not pass away by 10:14 p.m on August 17, the additional six points will be awarded to Ewing Oil. Should she die before that time, however, S.V.D. will claim those six points. As of now, Ewing Oil leads by the score of 199-115.5.
