Thursday, August 13, 2009
Original Guitar Hero Les Paul Dead
Ewing Oil has quickly rebounded from the disappointment of Sweet Valley Death's successful insurance claim on Eunice Kennedy Shriver with the death of guitar legend Les Paul. The 94 year old's six points serve to counter the six points denied Ewing Oil by S.V.D. from Shriver's death. Now with two deaths barely halfway through the month, Ewing Oil is an excellent spot to convert the coveted hat trick.
"Les came through," said a spokesperson for Ewing Oil. "S.V.D. did their thing this week, but this is how we roll now. We're not going to take their crap lying down anymore."
Ewing Oil has extended their lead to 205-121.5, and in seven and a half months have already shattered their own single season mark for points scored.
"Les came through," said a spokesperson for Ewing Oil. "S.V.D. did their thing this week, but this is how we roll now. We're not going to take their crap lying down anymore."
Ewing Oil has extended their lead to 205-121.5, and in seven and a half months have already shattered their own single season mark for points scored.
