Saturday, September 26, 2009
Ewing Oil Moneyball!: Susan Atkins Dead at 61
A little over a week after the death of Sweet Valley Death's moneyball Patrick Swayze, Ewing Oil has shockingly answered with the death of its very own moneyball, Susan Atkins. The 61-year-old Manson Family member's 78 points have shot Ewing Oil out to a formidable 361-227.5 lead with just over three months left in the game.
"This is exactly what we expected not only when we drafted Susan, but when we put the moneyball tag on her as well," said a spokesperson for Ewing Oil. "We knew that with Swayze on the books that we'd need a big answer, and we sure got one."
"This is exactly what we expected not only when we drafted Susan, but when we put the moneyball tag on her as well," said a spokesperson for Ewing Oil. "We knew that with Swayze on the books that we'd need a big answer, and we sure got one."
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Ewing Oil Answers With a Travers
Just two days after the death of S.V.D.'s Patrick Swayze, Ewing Oil has recouped some of their losses with the death of 72-year-old Mary Travers of the group Peter, Paul, and Mary. Her 28 points extends Ewing Oil's lead to 283-227.5.
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Sweet Valley Moneyball!: Swayze Dead at 57
Sweet Valley Death's moneyball, Patrick Swayze, died yesterday from pancreatic cancer at the age of 57. As S.V.D.'s moneyball, Swayze doubled his value of 43 to a whopping total of 86. His death narrows Ewing Oil's lead to 255-227.5
Tuesday, September 01, 2009
At the End of August...
With eight months of the season now in the books, Ewing Oil has blown the game open and now holds a 255-141.5 lead. A recap:
Sweet Valley Death:
January -- Ricardo Montalban, 12
February -- Paul Harvey, 10
April -- * Insurance taken on Stephen Hawking, 16.5
May -- Dom DeLuise, 25, Dom DiMaggio, 8
July -- Karl Malden, 3, Robert McNamara, 7, Corazon Aquino, 24 (+10 hat trick bonus)
August -- * Successful Insurance taken on Eunice Kennedy Shriver, 6, Robert Novak, 22
Ewing Oil:
April -- Harry Kalas, 27, Bea Arthur, 14
June -- Ed McMahon, 14, Farrah Fawcett, 38, Michael Jackson, 50 (+10 hat trick bonus)
July -- Walter Cronkite, 8, Jim Johnson, 32
August -- Eunice Kennedy Shriver, 6, Les Paul, 6, Ted Kennedy 23, Dominick Dunne, 17 (+10 hat trick bonus)
Sweet Valley Death:
January -- Ricardo Montalban, 12
February -- Paul Harvey, 10
April -- * Insurance taken on Stephen Hawking, 16.5
May -- Dom DeLuise, 25, Dom DiMaggio, 8
July -- Karl Malden, 3, Robert McNamara, 7, Corazon Aquino, 24 (+10 hat trick bonus)
August -- * Successful Insurance taken on Eunice Kennedy Shriver, 6, Robert Novak, 22
Ewing Oil:
April -- Harry Kalas, 27, Bea Arthur, 14
June -- Ed McMahon, 14, Farrah Fawcett, 38, Michael Jackson, 50 (+10 hat trick bonus)
July -- Walter Cronkite, 8, Jim Johnson, 32
August -- Eunice Kennedy Shriver, 6, Les Paul, 6, Ted Kennedy 23, Dominick Dunne, 17 (+10 hat trick bonus)
