Saturday, September 26, 2009
Ewing Oil Moneyball!: Susan Atkins Dead at 61
A little over a week after the death of Sweet Valley Death's moneyball Patrick Swayze, Ewing Oil has shockingly answered with the death of its very own moneyball, Susan Atkins. The 61-year-old Manson Family member's 78 points have shot Ewing Oil out to a formidable 361-227.5 lead with just over three months left in the game.
"This is exactly what we expected not only when we drafted Susan, but when we put the moneyball tag on her as well," said a spokesperson for Ewing Oil. "We knew that with Swayze on the books that we'd need a big answer, and we sure got one."
"This is exactly what we expected not only when we drafted Susan, but when we put the moneyball tag on her as well," said a spokesperson for Ewing Oil. "We knew that with Swayze on the books that we'd need a big answer, and we sure got one."
