Our Sick Game 2014

With the second overall pick, Sweet Valley Death selected singer Loretta Lynn. Here are the rest of Ewing Oil's 2010 draft picks, listed alphabetically followed by their age and location drafted.

Kareem Abdul-Jabar, 62 (82)
Bud Adams, 86 (79)
Pamela Anderson, 42 (21)
Neil Armstrong, 79 (58)
F. Lee Bailey, 76 (27)
Bob Barker, 86 (35)
Rudy Boesch, 81 (81)
Ernest Borgnine, 92 (70)
Bobby Brown, 40 (33)
Jim Brown, 73 (46)
Pat Burns, 57 (30)
Jimmy Carter, 85 (32)
Dick Cheney, 68 (50)
Bill Clinton, 63 (83)
Jeff Conaway, 59 (16)
Barry Corbin, 69 (63)
Bill Cosby, 72 (67)
David Crosby, 68 (5)
Gay Culverhouse, 62 (3)
Ann B. Davis, 83 (62)
Conrad Dobler, 59 (38)
Bob Dole, 86 (45)
Pete Domenici, 77 (64)
Charles Durning, 86 (6)
Bob Dylan, 68 (26)
Clint Eastwood, 79 (56)
Louis Farrakhan, 76 (28)
Zsa Zsa Gabor, 92 (72)
Teri Garr, 65 (57)
Billy Graham, 91 (44)
Bud Grant, 82 (78)
Merle Haggard, 72 (24)
Scott Hall, 51 (15)
Ernie Harwell, 91 (9)
Richard Hayward, 63 (4)
Hugh Hefner, 83 (34)
Hulk Hogan, 57 (43)
Hal Holbrook, 84 (36)
Whitney Houston, 46 (71)
Joe Jackson, 80 (10)
Al Jaffee, 88 (76)
Larry King, 76 (65)
Kris Kristofferson, 73 (66)
Martin Landau, 81 (48)
Angela Lansbury, 84 (29)
Jerry Lee Lewis, 74 (37)
Sidney Lumet, 85 (53)
Loretta Lynn, 75 (1)
John Madden, 73 (55)
Bernie Madoff, 71 (18)
Penny Marshall, 66 (77)
Art Modell, 84 (42)
Walter Mondale, 81 (47)
Harry Morgan, 94 (69)
Willie Nelson, 76 (25)
Bob Newhart, 80 (51)
Barack Obama, 48 (49)
Ashley Olsen, 23 (19)
Ferdie Pacheco, 82 (20)
Joe Paterno, 83 (39)
Dave Pear, 56 (22)
Ross Perot, 79 (41)
Bum Phillips, 86 (31)
Rowdy Roddy Piper, 55 (8)
Roman Polanski, 76 (11)
Charlotte Rae, 83 (59)
Mickey Rourke, 57 (84)
Bill Russell, 75 (54)
Suzanne Somers, 63 (17)
Phil Spector, 70 (52)
John Paul Stevens, 92 (73)
Stephen Stills, 64 (13)
Orlando Thomas, 37 (7)
Mike Tyson, 43 (14)
Dick Van Dyke, 84 (74)
Dick Vitale, 70 (61)
Claus Von Bulow, 83 (23)
Joseph Wapner, 90 (60)
Brian Wilson, 67 (68)
Ralph Wilson, 91 (80)
Amy Winehouse, 26 (2)
Tex Winter, 87 (75)
Burt Young, 69 (12)
Paul Zimmerman, 77 (40)