Saturday, April 03, 2010
S.V.D. Gets on the Board
After a slow start to the season, Sweet Valley Death has added their first score of the year with the death of actor John Forsythe, 92. S.V.D. now trails Ewing Oil by the score of 32-8.
Welcome to the tenth season of Our Sick Game. The ancient sport of kings and queens, it is a game like no other. A game in which two teams, stocked with rosters consisting of celebrities, world leaders, and public figures, literally fight to the death. Points are awarded per death, based on a person's age subtracted from the number 100. Sounds simple right? Wrong! Factor in the "Moneyball" with insurance policies and anything can happen in Our Sick Game, where nothing is ever as it seems.