Our Sick Game 2014

These players have been with the same team for at least three consecutive years, which is the criteria in this game for being "grandfathered," or staying with the same team until death.

Ewing Oil:

Muhammad Ali, 68
Neil Armstrong, 80
Bob Barker, 87
Ray Bradbury, 90
Barbara Bush, 85
Rosalyn Carter, 84
Dick Cheney, 69
Andy Dick, 45
Conrad Dobler, 60
Roger Ebert, 68
Luis Echeverria, 88
Betty Ford, 92
Malcolm Glazer, 82
Larry Hagman, 79
Hugh Hefner, 84
Hal Holbrook, 85
Terry Jones, 68
Ken Kercheval, 75
Jack Kevorkian, 82
Henry Kissinger, 87
Martin Landau, 82
Phil Lesh, 70
Lindsay Lohan, 24
Nelson Mandella, 92
Tom McEwen, 87
Don Pardo, 92
Joe Paterno, 84
Bum Phillips, 87
Pope Benedict XVI, 83
Nancy Reagan, 89
Keith Richards, 67
Nicole Richie, 29
Andy Rooney, 91
Sherwood Schwartz, 94
Ariel Sharon, 82
Britney Spears, 29
Phil Spector, 71
Ron Springs, 54
Harry Dean Stanton, 84
Elizabeth Taylor, 78
Helen Thomas, 90
Eli Wallach, 95

Sweet Valley Death:

Iyad Allawi, 65
Louis Anderson, 57
Ed Asner, 81
Chuck Bednarik, 85
Chuck Berry, 84
Ronnie Biggs, 81
Bobby Bowden, 81
Wilford Brimley, 76
George H.W. Bush, 86
Fidel Castro, 84
Dick Clark, 81
Beverly Cleary, 94
Ruby Dee, 86
Michael J. Fox, 49
Frank Gifford, 80
Mikhail Gorbachev, 79
Andy Griffith, 84
David Hasselhoff, 58
Stephen Hawking, 68
Liza Minelli, 64
Roger Moore, 83
Stan Musial, 90
Leonard Nimoy, 79
Arnold Palmer, 81
Queen Elizabeth II, 84
Carl Reiner, 88
Don Rickles, 84
Mickey Rooney, 90
Pat Summerall, 80
Margaret Thatcher, 85
Vern Troyer, 41
Abe Vigoda, 89
Scott Weiland, 43
Betty White, 88
Gene Wilder, 77
Jonathan Winters, 85
Chuck Yeager, 87