Our Sick Game 2014

With the second overall pick, Sweet Valley Death selected author Christopher Hitchens. Here are the rest of Ewing Oil's 2011 draft picks, listed alphabetically followed by their age and location drafted.

Abdelbaset Ali Mohamed Al Megrahi, 58 (31)
Paul Abdul, 48 (63)
Buzz Aldrin, 80 (15)
Paul Allen, 57 (18)
Pamela Anderson, 43 (33)
Maya Angelou, 82 (7)
Adam Ant, 56 (4)
Julian Assange, 39 (13)
Lauren Bacall, 86 (55)
F. Lee Bailey, 77 (56)
Conrad Bain, 87 (48)
Yogi Berra, 85 (22)
Rudy Boesch, 82 (71)
Pat Boone, 76 (8)
Ernest Borgnine, 93 (59)
Mel Brooks, 84 (30)
Bobby Brown, 41 (57)
Sid Caesar, 88 (70)
Jimmy Carter, 86 (46)
Richard Chamberlain, 76 (25)
Bill Clinton, 64 (47)
Jeff Conaway, 60 (27)
Bill Cosby, 73 (36)
David Crosby, 69 (17)
Al Davis, 81 (28)
Donna D'Errico, 42 (68)
Phyllis Diller, 93 (64)
Bob Dole, 87 (32)
Pete Domenici, 78 (34)
Kirk Douglas, 94 (50)
Hugh Downs, 89 (51)
Charles Durning, 87 (16)
Clint Eastwood, 80 (37)
Corey Feldman, 39 (14)
Zsa Zsa Gabor, 93 (24)
Lady Gaga, 24 (6)
Kate Gosselin, 35 (49)
Billy Graham, 92 (35)
Camille Grammer, 47 (12)
Kelsey Grammer, 55 (29)
Merle Haggard, 73 (38)
Mike Heimerdinger, 58 (3)
Buck Henry, 80 (72)
Christopher Hitchens, 61 (1)
Whitney Houston, 47 (58)
Kathryn Joosten, 71 (20)
George Karl, 60 (19)
Casey Kasem, 78 (21)
George Kennedy, 85 (52)
B.B. King, 85 (23)
Angela Lansbury, 85 (45)
Cloris Leachman, 84 (5)
Stan Lee, 88 (54)
Jerry Lewis, 84 (39)
Jerry Lee Lewis, 75 (40)
Stan Mikita, 70 (69)
Art Modell, 85 (41)
Heidi Montag, 24 (10)
Bob Newhart, 81 (60)
Wayne Newton, 68 (26)
Ferdie Pacheco, 83 (61)
Ross Perot, 80 (44)
Sidney Poitier, 83 (73)
Roman Polanksi, 77 (53)
Randy Quaid, 60 (9)
Charlotte Rae, 84 (66)
Bill Russell, 76 (43)
Buddy Ryan, 76 (67)
Vin Scully, 83 (11)
Joran Van Der Sloot, 23 (2)
Mike Wallace, 92 (42)
Tex Winter, 88 (62)
Paul Zimmerman, 78 (65)