Our Sick Game 2014

With the first overall pick, Sweet Valley Death selected actor Michael Douglas. Here are the rest of Sweet Valley Death's 2011 draft picks, listed alphabetically followed by their age and location drafted.

Alan Arkin, 76 (29)
David Arquette, 39 (59)
Sevi Ballesteros, 53 (30)
Jason Becker, 41 (15)
Jim Brown, 74 (57)
Gary Busey, 66 (16)
Tommy Chong, 72 (55)
Sean Connery, 80 (22)
John Daly, 44 (17)
Ann B. Davis, 84 (28)
Richard Dawson, 78 (62)
Doris Day, 88 (50)
Pete Doherty, 31 (13)
Michael Douglas, 66 (1)
Bob Dylan, 69 (38)
Louis Farrakhan, 77 (36)
Blake Fielder-Civil, 28 (18)
Teri Garr, 66 (31)
Peaches Geldof, 20 (20)
Mel Gibson, 54 (4)
Jon Gosselin, 33 (49)
Louis Gossett Jr., 74 (12)
Ismail Haniya, 59 (46)
Hulk Hogan, 58 (34)
Joe Jackson, 81 (42)
Keith Jackson, 82 (6)
Al Jaffe, 89 (63)
Alexa Ray Joel, 25 (21)
Alex Karras, 75 (45)
Stacy Keach, 69 (24)
Richard Kiel, 71 (52)
Christopher Lee, 88 (54)
Ursula K. Le Guin, 81 (25)
Sidney Lumet, 86 (53)
Bernie Madoff, 72 (2)
George McGovern, 88 (47)
Jason Mewes, 36 (19)
Urban Meyer, 46 (7)
Walter Mondale, 82 (41)
Connie Needham, 51 (14)
Willie Nelson, 77 (44)
Chuck Noll, 78 (51)
Mary Kate Olsen, 24 (11)
Prince Phillip, 89 (35)
Rowdy Roddy Piper, 56 (23)
Frederick Pohl, 91 (39)
Snooki Polizzi, 23 (48)
David Prowse , 75(60)
Evi Quaid , 47 (10)
Samantha Ronson, 33 (8)
Dwayne Schintzius, 42 (27)
Bubba Smith, 65 (33)
Stephen Stills, 65 (26)
Donald Sutherland, 75 (61)
Orlando Thomas, 38 (3)
Peter Tork, 68 (5)
Steven Tyler, 62 (9)
Dick Van Patten, 82 (58)
Jack Vance, 94 (40)
Ron Wyden, 61 (32)
Burt Young, 70 (43)
Manuel Zeyala, 58 (56)
Don Zimmer, 79 (37)