Sunday, January 22, 2012
Paterno Insured, Paterno Dies
Some excitement in Our Sick Game as last night Sweet Valley Death took out insurance on Joe Paterno, 85. Just hours later, Paterno died in the hospital, thus ensuring a successful insurance claim. As a result, SVD and Ewing Oil will split Paterno's 15 points. SVD now leads the game 61.5 to 7.5.
Friday, January 20, 2012
SVD Strikes First
Sweet Valley Death struck first in the new season today with the death of their top overall pick in the 2012 draft, singer Etta James (73). Given her moneyball status, SVD has jumped out to an early 54-0 lead over Ewing Oil.
Saturday, January 14, 2012
The 2011 MVP Is...
Amy Winehouse has been named Most Valuable Player of the 2011 season for her 83-point death (10+ bonus for hat trick). Her score gave Ewing Oil a 246-64 lead over Sweet Valley Death at the end of July. Winehouse joins a prestigious list of Most Valuable Player's in the history of Our Sick Game:
2005: Peter Jennings
2006: Fidel Castro (not-deceased)
2007: Anna Nicole Smith
2008: Tony Snow
2009: Michael Jackson/Farrah Fawcett (co MVP's)
2010: Richard Hayward
2011: Amy Winehouse
2005: Peter Jennings
2006: Fidel Castro (not-deceased)
2007: Anna Nicole Smith
2008: Tony Snow
2009: Michael Jackson/Farrah Fawcett (co MVP's)
2010: Richard Hayward
2011: Amy Winehouse
Monday, January 02, 2012
All-Time Our Sick Game Season Results
A recap of seasons in the history of Our Sick Game:
2005: Ewing Oil d. Sweet Valley Death, 82-57
2006: Sweet Valley Death d. Ewing Oil, 151-142.5
2007: Sweet Valley Death d. Ewing Oil, 260-144
2008: Sweet Valley Death d. Ewing Oil, 244-126
2009: Ewing Oil d. Sweet Valley Death, 376-244.5
2010: Ewing Oil d. Sweet Valley Death, 208-166
2011: Ewing Oil d. Sweet Valley Death, 378-157
2005: Ewing Oil d. Sweet Valley Death, 82-57
2006: Sweet Valley Death d. Ewing Oil, 151-142.5
2007: Sweet Valley Death d. Ewing Oil, 260-144
2008: Sweet Valley Death d. Ewing Oil, 244-126
2009: Ewing Oil d. Sweet Valley Death, 376-244.5
2010: Ewing Oil d. Sweet Valley Death, 208-166
2011: Ewing Oil d. Sweet Valley Death, 378-157
Sunday, January 01, 2012
Ewing Oil, 2011 Champion
Congratulations to the winner of Our Sick Game 2011, Ewing Oil, 378-157 victors over Sweet Valley Death. This is the 3rd consecutive championship for Ewing Oil, and their 4th overall (2005, 2009, 2010, 2011). Ewing Oil holds a 4-3 edge all-time versus Sweet Valley Death.As champion of Our Sick Game, Ewing Oil has earned another year with the Johnny Carson Cup, the most hallowed and cherished trophy in the world. In addition, Ewing Oil's prize will be a $50 gift card to Best Buy.
