Sunday, January 22, 2012
Paterno Insured, Paterno Dies
Some excitement in Our Sick Game as last night Sweet Valley Death took out insurance on Joe Paterno, 85. Just hours later, Paterno died in the hospital, thus ensuring a successful insurance claim. As a result, SVD and Ewing Oil will split Paterno's 15 points. SVD now leads the game 61.5 to 7.5.
