Saturday, February 11, 2012
Houston, We Have a Problem
The death of Whitney Houston, 48, is a huge strike for Sweet Valley Death. The singer's death has earned SVD a whopping 52 points to give the team a 113.5-7.5 lead over Ewing Oil.
Welcome to the tenth season of Our Sick Game. The ancient sport of kings and queens, it is a game like no other. A game in which two teams, stocked with rosters consisting of celebrities, world leaders, and public figures, literally fight to the death. Points are awarded per death, based on a person's age subtracted from the number 100. Sounds simple right? Wrong! Factor in the "Moneyball" with insurance policies and anything can happen in Our Sick Game, where nothing is ever as it seems.