Our Sick Game 2014

With the first overall pick, Sweet Valley Death selected Robin Roberts. Here are the rest of Ewing Oil's 2013 draft picks, listed alphabetically followed by their age and location drafted.

Steven Adler, 47 (2)
Buzz Aldrin, 82 (18)
Paul Allen, 59 (3)
Julian Assange, 41 (22)
Gary Busey, 68 (28)
Hillary Clinton, 65 (4)
Mike Ditka, 73 (9)
Michael Douglas, 68 (14)
Bob Dylan, 71 (16)
Leif Garrett, 51 (27)
Stefani Germanotta, 26 (29)
John Glenn, 91 (13)
Gordie Howe, 84 (32)
George Kennedy, 87 (31)
B.B. King, 87 (17)
Larry King, 79 (24)
Tommy Lasorda, 85 (5)
Jerry Lewis, 86 (6)
Walter Mondale, 84 (15)
Rupert Murdoch, 81 (21)
Wayne Newton, 70 (34)
Barack Obama, 51 (35)
Chuck Pagano, 52 (23)
William Perry, 50 (20)
Burt Reynolds, 76 (33)
Robin Roberts, 52 (1)
Pat Robertson, 82 (11)
Dennis Rodman, 51 (30)
Charlie Sheen, 47 (19)
Don Shula, 82 (12)
Tom Sizemore, 51 (26)
Prince Harry of Wales, 28 (10)
Burt Young, 72 (25)
Don Zimmer, 81 (8)
Ethan Zohn, 39 (7)