Thursday, January 09, 2014
The 2013 MVP is...
Hugo Chavez has been named Most Valuable Player of the 2013 season for
his 84-point death. His score gave Ewing Oil an early 84-82 lead over Sweet Valley Death at the end of March. Chavez joins
a prestigious list of Most Valuable Player's in the history of Our Sick
Game:
2005: Peter Jennings
2006: Fidel Castro (not-deceased)
2007: Anna Nicole Smith
2008: Tony Snow
2009: Michael Jackson/Farrah Fawcett (co MVP's)
2010: Richard Hayward
2011: Amy Winehouse
2012: Etta James
2013: Hugo Chavez
2005: Peter Jennings
2006: Fidel Castro (not-deceased)
2007: Anna Nicole Smith
2008: Tony Snow
2009: Michael Jackson/Farrah Fawcett (co MVP's)
2010: Richard Hayward
2011: Amy Winehouse
2012: Etta James
2013: Hugo Chavez