Tuesday, August 15, 2006
GUEST COLUMN: Hamas's Ismail Haniya

And now, as Mr. Sharon lies in an Isr... err.. Zionist hospital so very near death, I've started to read on the fan sites that S.V.D. made a huge mistake in taking me. And for this insult I am putting a Jihad on them. Am I not the Prime Minister of Palestine and the political leader of Hamas? Do I not have enemy soldiers in my basement in this very house as I type this? Am I not in my forties? How can my value be questioned? Do people honestly believe that those cowardly dog Zionists have forgotten about me? That Lebanon (a great bunch of guys) is keeping them so busy they can't send one squad of commandos to take care of me? It's not like I'm hiding; I'm home right now. You can find me at 1478 Sycamore Lane just like always. I'm sure that if Little Ceaser's can find the house, my enemies can as well.
But I'm not depending on Zionist ability, believe me. If they should fail to do the job, I will still do my glorious team proud. December is a glorious month for a suicide bombing, don't you think?
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