Saturday, January 11, 2014

 

Sharon Kicks It Off for Ewing Oil

Ariel Sharon has finally died, giving Ewing Oil 15 points to open the season. The 2013 champions now lead SVD 15-0.

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Thursday, January 09, 2014

 

The 2013 MVP is...

Hugo Chavez has been named Most Valuable Player of the 2013 season for his 84-point death. His score gave Ewing Oil an early 84-82 lead over Sweet Valley Death at the end of March. Chavez joins a prestigious list of Most Valuable Player's in the history of Our Sick Game:

2005: Peter Jennings
2006: Fidel Castro (not-deceased)
2007: Anna Nicole Smith
2008: Tony Snow
2009: Michael Jackson/Farrah Fawcett (co MVP's)
2010: Richard Hayward
2011: Amy Winehouse
2012: Etta James
2013: Hugo Chavez

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All-Time Our Sick Game Results

A recap of seasons in the history of Our Sick Game:

2005: Ewing Oil d. Sweet Valley Death, 82-57
2006: Sweet Valley Death d. Ewing Oil, 151-142.5
2007: Sweet Valley Death d. Ewing Oil, 260-144
2008: Sweet Valley Death d. Ewing Oil, 244-126
2009: Ewing Oil d. Sweet Valley Death, 376-244.5
2010: Ewing Oil d. Sweet Valley Death, 208-166
2011: Ewing Oil d. Sweet Valley Death, 378-157
2012: Sweet Valley Death d. Ewing Oil, 291.5-287.5
2013: Ewing Oil d. Sweet Valley Death, 215-147

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Wednesday, January 01, 2014

 

Ewing Oil, 2013 Champion

Congratulations to the winner of Our Sick Game 2013, Ewing Oil 215-147 winners over Sweet Valley Death. This is their 5th overall championship (2005, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2013). Ewing Oil now leads the all-time series 5-4.

As champion of Our Sick Game, Ewing Oil has earned a year with the Johnny Carson Cup, the most hallowed and cherished trophy in the world. In addition, SVD's prize will be a $50 gift card to Best Buy.

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Don't Forget the Grandfathers

Ewing Oil:

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, 66
Muhammad Ali, 71
Pamela Anderson, 46
F. Lee Bailey, 80
Bob Barker, 90
Mel Brooks, 87
Bobby Brown, 44
Barbara Bush, 88
Jimmy Carter, 88
Rosalyn Carter, 87
Dick Cheney, 72
Bill Clinton, 67
Bill Cosby, 76
Andy Dick, 48
Conrad Dobler, 63
Pete Dominici, 81
Clint Eastwood, 82
Luis Echeverria, 91
Malcolm Glazer, 85
Merle Haggard, 76
Scott Hall, 55
Hugh Hefner, 87
Hal Holbrook, 88
Terry Jones, 71
Ken Kercheval, 78
Henry Kissinger, 90
Martin Landau, 85
Artie Lange, 46
Angela Lansbury, 88
Phil Lesh, 73
Jerry Lee Lewis, 78
Lindsay Lohan, 27
Courtney Love, 49
Loretta Lynn, 79
Bob Newhart, 84
Ferdie Pacheco, 86
Don Pardo, 95
Pope Benedict XVI, 86
Charlotte Rae, 87
Nancy Reagan, 92
Keith Richards, 70
Nicole Richie, 32
Bill Russell, 79
Ariel Sharon, 85
Britney Spears, 32
Phil Spector, 74
Harry Dean Stanton, 87
Mike Tyson, 47
Eli Wallach, 98
Paul Zimmerman, 81

Sweet Valley Death:

Iyad Allawi, 68
Louis Anderson, 60
Kurt Angle, 45
Ed Asner, 84
Chuck Bednarik, 88
Chuck Berry, 87
Ronnie Biggs, 84
Bobby Bowden, 84
Wilford Brimley, 79
George H.W. Bush, 90
Earl Campbell, 58
Fidel Castro, 87
Tommy Chong, 75
Beverly Cleary, 97
Sean Connery, 83
John Daly, 47
Ruby Dee, 89
Blake Fielder-Civil, 31
Michael J. Fox, 52
Aretha Franklin, 71
Frank Gifford, 83
Mikhail Gorbachev, 82
David Hasselhoff, 61
Stephen Hawking, 71
Keith Jackson, 85
Christopher Lee, 91
Liza Minelli, 67
Roger Moore, 86
Tracy Morgan, 45
Leonard Nimoy, 82
Chuck Noll, 81
Mary Kate Olsen, 27
Arnold Palmer, 84
Prince Phillip, 92
Queen Elizabeth II, 87
Carl Reiner, 91
Don Rickles, 87
Samantha Ronson, 36
Mickey Rooney, 93
Donald Sutherland, 78
Vern Troyer, 44
Dick Van Patten, 85
Abe Vigoda, 92
Scott Weiland, 46
Betty White, 91
Gene Wilder, 80
Chuck Yeager, 90


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Don't Forget the Keepers

Rounding out the lineup for Ewing Oil and Sweet Valley Death are keepers from the 2013 rosters.
Ewing Oil:

Casey Anthony, 26
Gay Culverhouse, 65
George Karl, 62
Michael Lohan, 53
Brett Michaels, 50
Hosni Mubarak, 85
Buddy Ryan, 78
Joran Van Der Sloot, 25

Sweet Valley Death:

Ted DiBiase, 59
Gene Hackman, 83
Hulk Hogan, 60
Joe Jackson, 84
Connie Needham, 54
Evi Quaid, 49
Randy Quaid, 63
Jimmy Snuka, 70
Orlando Thomas,40
Roderick Toombs, 59

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SVD Draft Results

Maya Angelou, 85 (12)
Jason Becker, 44 (18)
Yogi Berra, 88(14)
Richard Branson, 63 (21)
Chris Brown, 24 (35)
Jim Brown, 77 (32)
Glenn Campbell, 77 (2)
Richard Chamberlain, 79 (30)
Chris Christie, 51 (34)
Leonard Cohen, 79(17)
David Crosby, 72 (7)
Doris Day, 91 (25)
Bob Dole, 90 (8)
Corey Feldman, 42 (22)
James Garner, 85 (5)
Barry Gibb, 67(26)
Ron Glass, 68 (33)
Dan Harmon, 41 (36)
Bobby Heenan, 69 (28)
Dina Lohan, 51 (4)
Bernie Madoff, 75 (13)
Gary Marshall, 79 (31)
Ralphie May, 41 (20)
Pippa Middleton, 30 (10)
Ryan O' Neal, 73 (23)
Willie Nelson, 80 (15)
Nick Nolte, 72 (9)
Ross Perot, 83 (19)
Sidney Poitier, 86 (6)
Vin Scully, 86 (11)
June Shannon, 34 (27)
OJ Simpson, 66 (16)
Nick Stahl, 34 (29)
Steven Tobolowsky, 62 (37)
Robert Wagner, 83 (24)
Bobby Womack, 69 (1)

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Ewing Oil Draft Results

Steven Adler, 48 (2)
Buzz Aldrin, 83 (18)
Paul Allen, 60 (3)
Julian Assange, 42 (22)
Gary Busey, 69 (28)
Hillary Clinton, 66 (4)
Mike Ditka, 74 (9)
Michael Douglas, 69 (14)
Bob Dylan, 72 (16)
Leif Garrett, 52 (27)
Stefani Germanotta, 27 (29)
John Glenn, 92 (13)
Gordie Howe, 85 (32)
George Kennedy, 88 (31)
B.B. King, 88 (17)
Larry King, 80 (24)
Tommy Lasorda, 86 (5)
Jerry Lewis, 87 (6)
Walter Mondale, 85 (15)
Rupert Murdoch, 82 (21)
Wayne Newton, 71 (34)
Barack Obama, 52 (35)
Chuck Pagano, 53 (23)
William Perry, 51 (20)
Burt Reynolds, 77 (33)
Robin Roberts, 53 (1)
Pat Robertson, 83 (11)
Dennis Rodman, 52 (30)
Charlie Sheen, 48 (19)
Don Shula, 83 (12)
Tom Sizemore, 52 (26)
Prince Harry of Wales, 29 (10)
Burt Young, 73 (25)
Don Zimmer, 82 (8)
Ethan Zohn, 40 (7)

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