Wednesday, July 02, 2014
At the End of June...
With six months finished, Sweet Valley Death leads Ewing Oil by a score of 88-49
Sweet Valley Death:
April -- Mickey Rooney, 7
May -- Maya Angelou, 14
June -- Ruby Dee, 9, Chuck Noll, 18, Bobby Womack, 30 (+10)
Ewing Oil:
January -- Ariel Sharon, 15
May -- Malcolm Glazer, 15
June -- Don Zimmer, 17, Eli Wallach, 2
Sweet Valley Death:
April -- Mickey Rooney, 7
May -- Maya Angelou, 14
June -- Ruby Dee, 9, Chuck Noll, 18, Bobby Womack, 30 (+10)
Ewing Oil:
January -- Ariel Sharon, 15
May -- Malcolm Glazer, 15
June -- Don Zimmer, 17, Eli Wallach, 2
Monday, June 02, 2014
At the End of May...
With five months finished, Sweet Valley Death trails Ewing Oil by a score of 30-21.
Sweet Valley Death:
April -- Mickey Rooney, 7
May -- Maya Angelou, 14
Ewing Oil:
January -- Ariel Sharon, 15
May -- Malcolm Glazer, 15
Sweet Valley Death:
April -- Mickey Rooney, 7
May -- Maya Angelou, 14
Ewing Oil:
January -- Ariel Sharon, 15
May -- Malcolm Glazer, 15
Saturday, January 11, 2014
Sharon Kicks It Off for Ewing Oil
Ariel Sharon has finally died, giving Ewing Oil 15 points to open the season. The 2013 champions now lead SVD 15-0.
Thursday, January 09, 2014
The 2013 MVP is...
Hugo Chavez has been named Most Valuable Player of the 2013 season for
his 84-point death. His score gave Ewing Oil an early 84-82 lead over Sweet Valley Death at the end of March. Chavez joins
a prestigious list of Most Valuable Player's in the history of Our Sick
Game:
2005: Peter Jennings
2006: Fidel Castro (not-deceased)
2007: Anna Nicole Smith
2008: Tony Snow
2009: Michael Jackson/Farrah Fawcett (co MVP's)
2010: Richard Hayward
2011: Amy Winehouse
2012: Etta James
2013: Hugo Chavez
2005: Peter Jennings
2006: Fidel Castro (not-deceased)
2007: Anna Nicole Smith
2008: Tony Snow
2009: Michael Jackson/Farrah Fawcett (co MVP's)
2010: Richard Hayward
2011: Amy Winehouse
2012: Etta James
2013: Hugo Chavez
All-Time Our Sick Game Results
A recap of seasons in the history of Our Sick Game:
2005: Ewing Oil d. Sweet Valley Death, 82-57
2006: Sweet Valley Death d. Ewing Oil, 151-142.5
2007: Sweet Valley Death d. Ewing Oil, 260-144
2008: Sweet Valley Death d. Ewing Oil, 244-126
2009: Ewing Oil d. Sweet Valley Death, 376-244.5
2010: Ewing Oil d. Sweet Valley Death, 208-166
2011: Ewing Oil d. Sweet Valley Death, 378-157
2012: Sweet Valley Death d. Ewing Oil, 291.5-287.5
2013: Ewing Oil d. Sweet Valley Death, 215-1472005: Ewing Oil d. Sweet Valley Death, 82-57
2006: Sweet Valley Death d. Ewing Oil, 151-142.5
2007: Sweet Valley Death d. Ewing Oil, 260-144
2008: Sweet Valley Death d. Ewing Oil, 244-126
2009: Ewing Oil d. Sweet Valley Death, 376-244.5
2010: Ewing Oil d. Sweet Valley Death, 208-166
2011: Ewing Oil d. Sweet Valley Death, 378-157
2012: Sweet Valley Death d. Ewing Oil, 291.5-287.5
Wednesday, January 01, 2014
Ewing Oil, 2013 Champion
Congratulations to the winner of Our Sick Game 2013, Ewing Oil 215-147 winners over Sweet Valley Death. This is their 5th overall championship (2005, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2013). Ewing Oil now leads the all-time series 5-4.
As champion of Our Sick Game, Ewing Oil has earned a year with the Johnny Carson Cup, the most hallowed and cherished trophy in the world. In addition, SVD's prize will be a $50 gift card to Best Buy.
As champion of Our Sick Game, Ewing Oil has earned a year with the Johnny Carson Cup, the most hallowed and cherished trophy in the world. In addition, SVD's prize will be a $50 gift card to Best Buy.
Don't Forget the Grandfathers
Ewing Oil:
Don Pardo, 95
Pope Benedict XVI, 86
Charlotte Rae, 87
Nancy Reagan, 92
Keith Richards, 70
Nicole Richie, 32
Bill Russell, 79
Ariel Sharon, 85
Britney Spears, 32
Phil Spector, 74
Harry Dean Stanton, 87
Mike Tyson, 47
Eli Wallach, 98
Paul Zimmerman, 81
Sweet Valley Death:
Iyad Allawi, 68
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, 66
Muhammad Ali, 71
Pamela Anderson, 46
Muhammad Ali, 71
Pamela Anderson, 46
F. Lee Bailey, 80
Bob Barker, 90
Mel Brooks, 87
Bobby Brown, 44
Barbara Bush, 88
Jimmy Carter, 88
Bob Barker, 90
Mel Brooks, 87
Bobby Brown, 44
Barbara Bush, 88
Jimmy Carter, 88
Rosalyn Carter, 87
Dick Cheney, 72
Dick Cheney, 72
Bill Clinton, 67
Bill Cosby, 76
Andy Dick, 48
Conrad Dobler, 63
Pete Dominici, 81
Clint Eastwood, 82
Luis Echeverria, 91
Malcolm Glazer, 85
Merle Haggard, 76
Scott Hall, 55
Hugh Hefner, 87
Hal Holbrook, 88
Terry Jones, 71
Ken Kercheval, 78
Henry Kissinger, 90
Bill Cosby, 76
Andy Dick, 48
Conrad Dobler, 63
Pete Dominici, 81
Clint Eastwood, 82
Luis Echeverria, 91
Malcolm Glazer, 85
Merle Haggard, 76
Scott Hall, 55
Hugh Hefner, 87
Hal Holbrook, 88
Terry Jones, 71
Ken Kercheval, 78
Henry Kissinger, 90
Martin Landau, 85
Artie Lange, 46
Angela Lansbury, 88
Phil Lesh, 73
Jerry Lee Lewis, 78
Lindsay Lohan, 27
Courtney Love, 49
Loretta Lynn, 79
Bob Newhart, 84
Ferdie Pacheco, 86Don Pardo, 95
Pope Benedict XVI, 86
Charlotte Rae, 87
Nancy Reagan, 92
Keith Richards, 70
Nicole Richie, 32
Bill Russell, 79
Ariel Sharon, 85
Britney Spears, 32
Phil Spector, 74
Harry Dean Stanton, 87
Mike Tyson, 47
Eli Wallach, 98
Paul Zimmerman, 81
Sweet Valley Death:
Iyad Allawi, 68
Louis Anderson, 60
Kurt Angle, 45
Ed Asner, 84
Chuck Bednarik, 88
Chuck Berry, 87
Ronnie Biggs, 84
Bobby Bowden, 84
Wilford Brimley, 79
George H.W. Bush, 90
Earl Campbell, 58
Fidel Castro, 87
Ed Asner, 84
Chuck Bednarik, 88
Chuck Berry, 87
Ronnie Biggs, 84
Bobby Bowden, 84
Wilford Brimley, 79
George H.W. Bush, 90
Earl Campbell, 58
Fidel Castro, 87
Tommy Chong, 75
Beverly Cleary, 97
Sean Connery, 83
Beverly Cleary, 97
Sean Connery, 83
John Daly, 47
Ruby Dee, 89
Blake Fielder-Civil, 31
Michael J. Fox, 52
Aretha Franklin, 71
Frank Gifford, 83
Mikhail Gorbachev, 82
David Hasselhoff, 61
Stephen Hawking, 71
Keith Jackson, 85
Christopher Lee, 91
Liza Minelli, 67
Roger Moore, 86
Ruby Dee, 89
Blake Fielder-Civil, 31
Michael J. Fox, 52
Aretha Franklin, 71
Frank Gifford, 83
Mikhail Gorbachev, 82
David Hasselhoff, 61
Stephen Hawking, 71
Keith Jackson, 85
Christopher Lee, 91
Liza Minelli, 67
Roger Moore, 86
Tracy Morgan, 45
Leonard Nimoy, 82
Leonard Nimoy, 82
Chuck Noll, 81
Mary Kate Olsen, 27
Arnold Palmer, 84
Arnold Palmer, 84
Prince Phillip, 92
Queen Elizabeth II, 87
Carl Reiner, 91
Don Rickles, 87
Queen Elizabeth II, 87
Carl Reiner, 91
Don Rickles, 87
Samantha Ronson, 36
Mickey Rooney, 93
Donald Sutherland, 78
Vern Troyer, 44
Dick Van Patten, 85
Abe Vigoda, 92
Scott Weiland, 46
Mickey Rooney, 93
Donald Sutherland, 78
Vern Troyer, 44
Dick Van Patten, 85
Abe Vigoda, 92
Scott Weiland, 46
Betty White, 91
Gene Wilder, 80
Gene Wilder, 80
Chuck Yeager, 90
Don't Forget the Keepers
Rounding out the lineup for Ewing Oil and Sweet Valley Death are keepers from the 2013 rosters.
Ewing Oil:
Casey Anthony, 26
Gay Culverhouse, 65
George Karl, 62
Michael Lohan, 53
Brett Michaels, 50
Hosni Mubarak, 85
Buddy Ryan, 78
Joran Van Der Sloot, 25
Sweet Valley Death:
Ted DiBiase, 59
Gene Hackman, 83
Hulk Hogan, 60
Joe Jackson, 84
Connie Needham, 54
Evi Quaid, 49
Randy Quaid, 63
Jimmy Snuka, 70
Orlando Thomas,40
Roderick Toombs, 59
Ewing Oil:
Casey Anthony, 26
Gay Culverhouse, 65
George Karl, 62
Michael Lohan, 53
Brett Michaels, 50
Hosni Mubarak, 85
Buddy Ryan, 78
Joran Van Der Sloot, 25
Sweet Valley Death:
Ted DiBiase, 59
Gene Hackman, 83
Hulk Hogan, 60
Joe Jackson, 84
Connie Needham, 54
Evi Quaid, 49
Randy Quaid, 63
Jimmy Snuka, 70
Orlando Thomas,40
Roderick Toombs, 59
SVD Draft Results
Maya Angelou, 85 (12)
Jason Becker, 44 (18)
Yogi Berra, 88(14)
Richard Branson, 63 (21)
Chris Brown, 24 (35)
Jim Brown, 77 (32)
Glenn Campbell, 77 (2)
Richard Chamberlain, 79 (30)
Chris Christie, 51 (34)
Leonard Cohen, 79(17)
David Crosby, 72 (7)
Doris Day, 91 (25)
Bob Dole, 90 (8)
Corey Feldman, 42 (22)
James Garner, 85 (5)
Barry Gibb, 67(26)
Ron Glass, 68 (33)
Dan Harmon, 41 (36)
Bobby Heenan, 69 (28)
Dina Lohan, 51 (4)
Bernie Madoff, 75 (13)
Gary Marshall, 79 (31)
Ralphie May, 41 (20)
Pippa Middleton, 30 (10)
Ryan O' Neal, 73 (23)
Willie Nelson, 80 (15)
Nick Nolte, 72 (9)
Ross Perot, 83 (19)
Sidney Poitier, 86 (6)
Vin Scully, 86 (11)
June Shannon, 34 (27)
OJ Simpson, 66 (16)
Nick Stahl, 34 (29)
Steven Tobolowsky, 62 (37)
Robert Wagner, 83 (24)
Bobby Womack, 69 (1)
Jason Becker, 44 (18)
Yogi Berra, 88(14)
Richard Branson, 63 (21)
Chris Brown, 24 (35)
Jim Brown, 77 (32)
Glenn Campbell, 77 (2)
Richard Chamberlain, 79 (30)
Chris Christie, 51 (34)
Leonard Cohen, 79(17)
David Crosby, 72 (7)
Doris Day, 91 (25)
Bob Dole, 90 (8)
Corey Feldman, 42 (22)
James Garner, 85 (5)
Barry Gibb, 67(26)
Ron Glass, 68 (33)
Dan Harmon, 41 (36)
Bobby Heenan, 69 (28)
Dina Lohan, 51 (4)
Bernie Madoff, 75 (13)
Gary Marshall, 79 (31)
Ralphie May, 41 (20)
Pippa Middleton, 30 (10)
Ryan O' Neal, 73 (23)
Willie Nelson, 80 (15)
Nick Nolte, 72 (9)
Ross Perot, 83 (19)
Sidney Poitier, 86 (6)
Vin Scully, 86 (11)
June Shannon, 34 (27)
OJ Simpson, 66 (16)
Nick Stahl, 34 (29)
Steven Tobolowsky, 62 (37)
Robert Wagner, 83 (24)
Bobby Womack, 69 (1)
Ewing Oil Draft Results
Steven Adler, 48 (2)
Buzz Aldrin, 83 (18)
Paul Allen, 60 (3)
Julian Assange, 42 (22)
Gary Busey, 69 (28)
Hillary Clinton, 66 (4)
Mike Ditka, 74 (9)
Michael Douglas, 69 (14)
Bob Dylan, 72 (16)
Leif Garrett, 52 (27)
Stefani Germanotta, 27 (29)
John Glenn, 92 (13)
Gordie Howe, 85 (32)
George Kennedy, 88 (31)
B.B. King, 88 (17)
Larry King, 80 (24)
Tommy Lasorda, 86 (5)
Jerry Lewis, 87 (6)
Walter Mondale, 85 (15)
Rupert Murdoch, 82 (21)
Wayne Newton, 71 (34)
Barack Obama, 52 (35)
Chuck Pagano, 53 (23)
William Perry, 51 (20)
Burt Reynolds, 77 (33)
Robin Roberts, 53 (1)
Pat Robertson, 83 (11)
Dennis Rodman, 52 (30)
Charlie Sheen, 48 (19)
Don Shula, 83 (12)
Tom Sizemore, 52 (26)
Prince Harry of Wales, 29 (10)
Burt Young, 73 (25)
Don Zimmer, 82 (8)
Ethan Zohn, 40 (7)
Buzz Aldrin, 83 (18)
Paul Allen, 60 (3)
Julian Assange, 42 (22)
Gary Busey, 69 (28)
Hillary Clinton, 66 (4)
Mike Ditka, 74 (9)
Michael Douglas, 69 (14)
Bob Dylan, 72 (16)
Leif Garrett, 52 (27)
Stefani Germanotta, 27 (29)
John Glenn, 92 (13)
Gordie Howe, 85 (32)
George Kennedy, 88 (31)
B.B. King, 88 (17)
Larry King, 80 (24)
Tommy Lasorda, 86 (5)
Jerry Lewis, 87 (6)
Walter Mondale, 85 (15)
Rupert Murdoch, 82 (21)
Wayne Newton, 71 (34)
Barack Obama, 52 (35)
Chuck Pagano, 53 (23)
William Perry, 51 (20)
Burt Reynolds, 77 (33)
Robin Roberts, 53 (1)
Pat Robertson, 83 (11)
Dennis Rodman, 52 (30)
Charlie Sheen, 48 (19)
Don Shula, 83 (12)
Tom Sizemore, 52 (26)
Prince Harry of Wales, 29 (10)
Burt Young, 73 (25)
Don Zimmer, 82 (8)
Ethan Zohn, 40 (7)
Friday, December 06, 2013
Mandela dies for Ewing Oil
The death of Nelson Mandela, 95, has given an additional five points to Ewing Oil. The score with less than a month remaining is 215-147 in favor of Ewing Oil.
Sunday, December 01, 2013
At the End of November...
With eleven months complete, Ewing Oil leads Sweet Valley Death by a score of 210-147.
Sweet Valley Death:
January -- Conrad Bain, 11, Stan Musial, 8
February -- Mindy McCready, 63
April -- Jonathan Winters, 13, Margaret Thatcher, 13, Pat Summerall, 18 (+10)
May -- Jack Vance, 4
September -- Frederick Pohl, 7
Ewing Oil:
March -- Hugo Chavez, 84
April -- Wayne Fleming, 38, Roger Ebert, 30, Annette Funicello, 30 (+10)
July -- Helen Thomas, 8
October -- Bum Phillips, 10
Sweet Valley Death:
January -- Conrad Bain, 11, Stan Musial, 8
February -- Mindy McCready, 63
April -- Jonathan Winters, 13, Margaret Thatcher, 13, Pat Summerall, 18 (+10)
May -- Jack Vance, 4
September -- Frederick Pohl, 7
Ewing Oil:
March -- Hugo Chavez, 84
April -- Wayne Fleming, 38, Roger Ebert, 30, Annette Funicello, 30 (+10)
July -- Helen Thomas, 8
October -- Bum Phillips, 10
Friday, November 01, 2013
At the End of October...
With ten months complete, Ewing Oil leads Sweet Valley Death by a score of 210-147.
Sweet Valley Death:
January -- Conrad Bain, 11, Stan Musial, 8
February -- Mindy McCready, 63
April -- Jonathan Winters, 13, Margaret Thatcher, 13, Pat Summerall, 18 (+10)
May -- Jack Vance, 4
September -- Frederick Pohl, 7
Ewing Oil:
March -- Hugo Chavez, 84
April -- Wayne Fleming, 38, Roger Ebert, 30, Annette Funicello, 30 (+10)
July -- Helen Thomas, 8
October -- Bum Phillips, 10
Sweet Valley Death:
January -- Conrad Bain, 11, Stan Musial, 8
February -- Mindy McCready, 63
April -- Jonathan Winters, 13, Margaret Thatcher, 13, Pat Summerall, 18 (+10)
May -- Jack Vance, 4
September -- Frederick Pohl, 7
Ewing Oil:
March -- Hugo Chavez, 84
April -- Wayne Fleming, 38, Roger Ebert, 30, Annette Funicello, 30 (+10)
July -- Helen Thomas, 8
October -- Bum Phillips, 10
Tuesday, October 01, 2013
At the End of September...
With nine months finished, Ewing Oil leads Sweet Valley Death by a score of 200-147.
Sweet Valley Death:
January -- Conrad Bain, 11, Stan Musial, 8
February -- Mindy McCready, 63
April -- Jonathan Winters, 13, Margaret Thatcher, 13, Pat Summerall, 18 (+10)
May -- Jack Vance, 4
September -- Frederick Pohl, 7
Ewing Oil:
March -- Hugo Chavez, 84
April -- Wayne Fleming, 38, Roger Ebert, 30, Annette Funicello, 30 (+10)
July -- Helen Thomas, 8
Sweet Valley Death:
January -- Conrad Bain, 11, Stan Musial, 8
February -- Mindy McCready, 63
April -- Jonathan Winters, 13, Margaret Thatcher, 13, Pat Summerall, 18 (+10)
May -- Jack Vance, 4
September -- Frederick Pohl, 7
Ewing Oil:
March -- Hugo Chavez, 84
April -- Wayne Fleming, 38, Roger Ebert, 30, Annette Funicello, 30 (+10)
July -- Helen Thomas, 8
Monday, July 01, 2013
At the End of June...
With six months finished, Ewing Oil leads Sweet Valley Death by a score of 192-140.
Sweet Valley Death:
January -- Conrad Bain, 11, Stan Musial, 8
February -- Mindy McCready, 63
April -- Jonathan Winters, 13, Margaret Thatcher, 13, Pat Summerall, 18 (+10)
May -- Jack Vance, 4
Ewing Oil:
March -- Hugo Chavez, 84
April -- Wayne Fleming, 38, Roger Ebert, 30, Annette Funicello, 30 (+10)
Sweet Valley Death:
January -- Conrad Bain, 11, Stan Musial, 8
February -- Mindy McCready, 63
April -- Jonathan Winters, 13, Margaret Thatcher, 13, Pat Summerall, 18 (+10)
May -- Jack Vance, 4
Ewing Oil:
March -- Hugo Chavez, 84
April -- Wayne Fleming, 38, Roger Ebert, 30, Annette Funicello, 30 (+10)
Thursday, April 04, 2013
April Death Update for Ewing Oil
The deaths this month of Wayne Flemming, 38, and Roger Ebert, 30, have extended Ewing Oil's lead to 152-82.
At the end of March...
With three months finished, Sweet Valley Death trails Ewing Oil by a score of 84-82.
Sweet Valley Death:
January -- Conrad Bain, 11, Stan Musial, 8
February -- Mindy McCready, 63
Ewing Oil:
March -- Hugo Chavez, 84
Sweet Valley Death:
January -- Conrad Bain, 11, Stan Musial, 8
February -- Mindy McCready, 63
Ewing Oil:
March -- Hugo Chavez, 84
At the end of February...
With two months down, Sweet Valley Death leads Ewing Oil by a score of 82-0.
Sweet Valley Death:
January -- Conrad Bain, 11, Stan Musial, 8
February -- Mindy McCready, 63
Sweet Valley Death:
January -- Conrad Bain, 11, Stan Musial, 8
February -- Mindy McCready, 63
Friday, February 01, 2013
At the End of January...
With one month down, Sweet Valley Death leads Ewing Oil by a score of 19-0.
Sweet Valley Death:
January -- Conrad Bain, 11, Stan Musial, 8
Sweet Valley Death:
January -- Conrad Bain, 11, Stan Musial, 8
Saturday, January 19, 2013
SVD off and Running
Two early deaths have given Sweet Valley Death the lead with just one more necessary in January to earn a hat trick: Conrad Bain, 89, and Stan Musial, 92, have helped stake SVD to a 19-0 lead over Ewing Oil.
Thursday, January 03, 2013
All-Time Our Sick Game Season Results
A recap of seasons in the history of Our Sick Game:
2005: Ewing Oil d. Sweet Valley Death, 82-57
2006: Sweet Valley Death d. Ewing Oil, 151-142.5
2007: Sweet Valley Death d. Ewing Oil, 260-144
2008: Sweet Valley Death d. Ewing Oil, 244-126
2009: Ewing Oil d. Sweet Valley Death, 376-244.5
2010: Ewing Oil d. Sweet Valley Death, 208-166
2011: Ewing Oil d. Sweet Valley Death, 378-157
2012: Sweet Valley Death d. Ewing Oil, 291.5-287.5
2005: Ewing Oil d. Sweet Valley Death, 82-57
2006: Sweet Valley Death d. Ewing Oil, 151-142.5
2007: Sweet Valley Death d. Ewing Oil, 260-144
2008: Sweet Valley Death d. Ewing Oil, 244-126
2009: Ewing Oil d. Sweet Valley Death, 376-244.5
2010: Ewing Oil d. Sweet Valley Death, 208-166
2011: Ewing Oil d. Sweet Valley Death, 378-157
2012: Sweet Valley Death d. Ewing Oil, 291.5-287.5
Tuesday, January 01, 2013
Don't Forget the Moneyballs
Ewing Oil has designated Hugo Chavez, 58, as its moneyball, while Sweet Valley Death has selected Bobby Womack, 68, as its moneyball. Chavez would earn Ewing Oil 84 points, while Womack would earn 64 points for SVD.
Monday, December 31, 2012
SVD, 2012 Champion
Congratulations to the winner of Our Sick Game 2012, Sweet Valley Death, 291.5 to 287.5
victors over Ewing Oil. This is their 4th overall championship (2006, 2007, 2008,
2012.) Each team has now won 4 championships. As champion of Our Sick Game, Sweet Valley Death has earned a year with the Johnny Carson Cup, the most hallowed and cherished trophy in the world. In addition, SVD's prize will be a $50 gift card to Best Buy.
Ewing Oil Draft Results
With the first overall pick, Sweet Valley Death selected Robin Roberts. Here are the rest of Ewing Oil's 2013 draft picks, listed alphabetically followed by their age and location
drafted.
Steven Adler, 47 (2)
Buzz Aldrin, 82 (18)
Paul Allen, 59 (3)
Julian Assange, 41 (22)
Gary Busey, 68 (28)
Hillary Clinton, 65 (4)
Mike Ditka, 73 (9)
Michael Douglas, 68 (14)
Bob Dylan, 71 (16)
Leif Garrett, 51 (27)
Stefani Germanotta, 26 (29)
John Glenn, 91 (13)
Gordie Howe, 84 (32)
George Kennedy, 87 (31)
B.B. King, 87 (17)
Larry King, 79 (24)
Tommy Lasorda, 85 (5)
Jerry Lewis, 86 (6)
Walter Mondale, 84 (15)
Rupert Murdoch, 81 (21)
Wayne Newton, 70 (34)
Barack Obama, 51 (35)
Chuck Pagano, 52 (23)
William Perry, 50 (20)
Burt Reynolds, 76 (33)
Robin Roberts, 52 (1)
Pat Robertson, 82 (11)
Dennis Rodman, 51 (30)
Charlie Sheen, 47 (19)
Don Shula, 82 (12)
Tom Sizemore, 51 (26)
Prince Harry of Wales, 28 (10)
Burt Young, 72 (25)
Don Zimmer, 81 (8)
Ethan Zohn, 39 (7)
Steven Adler, 47 (2)
Buzz Aldrin, 82 (18)
Paul Allen, 59 (3)
Julian Assange, 41 (22)
Gary Busey, 68 (28)
Hillary Clinton, 65 (4)
Mike Ditka, 73 (9)
Michael Douglas, 68 (14)
Bob Dylan, 71 (16)
Leif Garrett, 51 (27)
Stefani Germanotta, 26 (29)
John Glenn, 91 (13)
Gordie Howe, 84 (32)
George Kennedy, 87 (31)
B.B. King, 87 (17)
Larry King, 79 (24)
Tommy Lasorda, 85 (5)
Jerry Lewis, 86 (6)
Walter Mondale, 84 (15)
Rupert Murdoch, 81 (21)
Wayne Newton, 70 (34)
Barack Obama, 51 (35)
Chuck Pagano, 52 (23)
William Perry, 50 (20)
Burt Reynolds, 76 (33)
Robin Roberts, 52 (1)
Pat Robertson, 82 (11)
Dennis Rodman, 51 (30)
Charlie Sheen, 47 (19)
Don Shula, 82 (12)
Tom Sizemore, 51 (26)
Prince Harry of Wales, 28 (10)
Burt Young, 72 (25)
Don Zimmer, 81 (8)
Ethan Zohn, 39 (7)
Sweet Valley Death Draft Results
With the second overall pick, Sweet Valley Death selected singer Bobby Womack. Here are the rest of Sweet Valley Death's 2013 draft picks,
listed alphabetically followed by their age and location drafted.
Maya Angelou, 84 (12)
Conrad Bain, 89 (3)
Jason Becker, 43 (18)
Yogi Berra, 87 (14)
Richard Branson, 62 (21)
Chris Brown, 23 (35)
Jim Brown, 76 (32)
Glenn Campbell, 76 (2)
Richard Chamberlain, 78 (30)
Chris Christie, 50 (34)
Leonard Cohen, 78 (17)
David Crosby, 71 (7)
Doris Day, 90 (25)
Bob Dole, 89 (8)
Corey Feldman, 41 (22)
James Garner, 84 (5)
Barry Gibb, 66 (26)
Ron Glass, 67 (33)
Dan Harmon, 40 (36)
Bobby Heenan, 68 (28)
Dina Lohan, 50 (4)
Bernie Madoff, 74 (13)
Gary Marshall, 78 (31)
Ralphie May, 40 (20)
Pippa Middleton, 29 (10)
Ryan O' Neal, 72 (23)
Willie Nelson, 79 (15)
Nick Nolte, 71 (9)
Ross Perot, 82 (19)
Sidney Poitier, 85 (6)
Vin Scully, 85 (11)
June Shannon, 33 (27)
OJ Simpson, 65 (16)
Nick Stahl, 33 (29)
Steven Tobolowsky, 61 (37)
Robert Wagner, 82 (24)
Bobby Womack, 68 (1)
Maya Angelou, 84 (12)
Conrad Bain, 89 (3)
Jason Becker, 43 (18)
Yogi Berra, 87 (14)
Richard Branson, 62 (21)
Chris Brown, 23 (35)
Jim Brown, 76 (32)
Glenn Campbell, 76 (2)
Richard Chamberlain, 78 (30)
Chris Christie, 50 (34)
Leonard Cohen, 78 (17)
David Crosby, 71 (7)
Doris Day, 90 (25)
Bob Dole, 89 (8)
Corey Feldman, 41 (22)
James Garner, 84 (5)
Barry Gibb, 66 (26)
Ron Glass, 67 (33)
Dan Harmon, 40 (36)
Bobby Heenan, 68 (28)
Dina Lohan, 50 (4)
Bernie Madoff, 74 (13)
Gary Marshall, 78 (31)
Ralphie May, 40 (20)
Pippa Middleton, 29 (10)
Ryan O' Neal, 72 (23)
Willie Nelson, 79 (15)
Nick Nolte, 71 (9)
Ross Perot, 82 (19)
Sidney Poitier, 85 (6)
Vin Scully, 85 (11)
June Shannon, 33 (27)
OJ Simpson, 65 (16)
Nick Stahl, 33 (29)
Steven Tobolowsky, 61 (37)
Robert Wagner, 82 (24)
Bobby Womack, 68 (1)
Don't Forget the Keepers...
Rounding out the lineup for Ewing Oil and Sweet Valley Death are 10 keepers from the 2012 rosters.
Ewing Oil:
Casey Anthony, 25
Hugo Chavez, 58
Gay Culverhouse, 64
Wayne Flemming, 62
George Karl, 61
Michael Lohan, 52
Brett Michaels, 49
Hosni Mubarak, 84
Buddy Ryan, 77
Joran Van Der Sloot, 24
Sweet Valley Death:
Ted DiBiase, 58
Gene Hackman, 82
Hulk Hogan, 59
Joe Jackson, 83
Connie Needham, 53
Evi Quaid, 48
Randy Quaid, 62
Jimmy Snuka, 69
Orlando Thomas, 39
Roderick Toombs, 58
Ewing Oil:
Casey Anthony, 25
Hugo Chavez, 58
Gay Culverhouse, 64
Wayne Flemming, 62
George Karl, 61
Michael Lohan, 52
Brett Michaels, 49
Hosni Mubarak, 84
Buddy Ryan, 77
Joran Van Der Sloot, 24
Sweet Valley Death:
Ted DiBiase, 58
Gene Hackman, 82
Hulk Hogan, 59
Joe Jackson, 83
Connie Needham, 53
Evi Quaid, 48
Randy Quaid, 62
Jimmy Snuka, 69
Orlando Thomas, 39
Roderick Toombs, 58
Don't Forget the Grandfathers
Ewing Oil:
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, 65
Muhammad Ali, 70
Pamela Anderson, 45
Muhammad Ali, 70
Pamela Anderson, 45
F. Lee Bailey, 79
Bob Barker, 89
Mel Brooks, 86
Bobby Brown, 43
Barbara Bush, 87
Jimmy Carter, 87
Bob Barker, 89
Mel Brooks, 86
Bobby Brown, 43
Barbara Bush, 87
Jimmy Carter, 87
Rosalyn Carter, 86
Dick Cheney, 71
Dick Cheney, 71
Bill Clinton, 66
Bill Cosby, 75
Andy Dick, 47
Conrad Dobler, 62
Pete Dominici, 80
Clint Eastwood, 81
Roger Ebert, 70
Luis Echeverria, 90
Annette Funicello, 70
Malcolm Glazer, 84
Merle Haggard, 75
Scott Hall, 54
Hugh Hefner, 86
Hal Holbrook, 87
Terry Jones, 70
Ken Kercheval, 77
Henry Kissinger, 89
Martin Landau, 84
Bill Cosby, 75
Andy Dick, 47
Conrad Dobler, 62
Pete Dominici, 80
Clint Eastwood, 81
Roger Ebert, 70
Luis Echeverria, 90
Annette Funicello, 70
Malcolm Glazer, 84
Merle Haggard, 75
Scott Hall, 54
Hugh Hefner, 86
Hal Holbrook, 87
Terry Jones, 70
Ken Kercheval, 77
Henry Kissinger, 89
Martin Landau, 84
Artie Lange, 45
Angela Lansbury, 87
Angela Lansbury, 87
Phil Lesh, 72
Jerry Lee Lewis, 77
Lindsay Lohan, 26
Courtney Love, 48
Loretta Lynn, 78
Nelson Mandella, 94
Nelson Mandella, 94
Bob Newhart, 83
Ferdie Pacheco, 85
Don Pardo, 94
Bum Phillips, 89
Pope Benedict XVI, 85
Charlotte Rae, 86
Nancy Reagan, 91
Keith Richards, 69
Nicole Richie, 31
Bill Russell, 78
Ariel Sharon, 84
Britney Spears, 31
Phil Spector, 73
Harry Dean Stanton, 86
Helen Thomas, 92
Mike Tyson, 46
Eli Wallach, 97
Paul Zimmerman, 80
Sweet Valley Death:
Iyad Allawi, 67
Don Pardo, 94
Bum Phillips, 89
Pope Benedict XVI, 85
Charlotte Rae, 86
Nancy Reagan, 91
Keith Richards, 69
Nicole Richie, 31
Bill Russell, 78
Ariel Sharon, 84
Britney Spears, 31
Phil Spector, 73
Harry Dean Stanton, 86
Helen Thomas, 92
Mike Tyson, 46
Eli Wallach, 97
Paul Zimmerman, 80
Sweet Valley Death:
Iyad Allawi, 67
Louis Anderson, 59
Kurt Angle, 44
Ed Asner, 83
Chuck Bednarik, 87
Chuck Berry, 86
Ronnie Biggs, 83
Bobby Bowden, 83
Wilford Brimley, 78
George H.W. Bush, 88
Earl Campbell, 57
Fidel Castro, 86
Ed Asner, 83
Chuck Bednarik, 87
Chuck Berry, 86
Ronnie Biggs, 83
Bobby Bowden, 83
Wilford Brimley, 78
George H.W. Bush, 88
Earl Campbell, 57
Fidel Castro, 86
Tommy Chong, 74
Beverly Cleary, 96
Sean Connery, 82
Beverly Cleary, 96
Sean Connery, 82
John Daly, 46
Ruby Dee, 88
Blake Fielder-Civil, 30
Michael J. Fox, 51
Aretha Franklin, 70
Frank Gifford, 82
Mikhail Gorbachev, 81
David Hasselhoff, 60
Stephen Hawking, 70
Keith Jackson, 84
Christopher Lee, 90
Mindy McReady, 37
Liza Minelli, 66
Roger Moore, 85
Ruby Dee, 88
Blake Fielder-Civil, 30
Michael J. Fox, 51
Aretha Franklin, 70
Frank Gifford, 82
Mikhail Gorbachev, 81
David Hasselhoff, 60
Stephen Hawking, 70
Keith Jackson, 84
Christopher Lee, 90
Mindy McReady, 37
Liza Minelli, 66
Roger Moore, 85
Tracy Morgan, 44
Stan Musial, 92
Leonard Nimoy, 81
Stan Musial, 92
Leonard Nimoy, 81
Chuck Noll, 80
Mary Kate Olsen, 26
Arnold Palmer, 83
Arnold Palmer, 83
Prince Phillip, 91
Frederick Pohl, 93
Queen Elizabeth II, 86
Carl Reiner, 90
Don Rickles, 86
Frederick Pohl, 93
Queen Elizabeth II, 86
Carl Reiner, 90
Don Rickles, 86
Samantha Ronson, 35
Mickey Rooney, 92
Pat Summerall, 82
Donald Sutherland, 77
Margaret Thatcher, 87
Vern Troyer, 43
Dick Van Patten, 84
Jack Vance, 96
Abe Vigoda, 91
Scott Weiland, 45
Mickey Rooney, 92
Pat Summerall, 82
Donald Sutherland, 77
Margaret Thatcher, 87
Vern Troyer, 43
Dick Van Patten, 84
Jack Vance, 96
Abe Vigoda, 91
Scott Weiland, 45
Betty White, 90
Gene Wilder, 79
Gene Wilder, 79
Jonathan Winters, 87
Chuck Yeager, 89
Saturday, December 29, 2012
EO Discovers a July Death
An unreported death on Ewing Oil in July by Jon Lord, 71, has narrowed the score to 291.5 to 287.5 with just three days left in the season!
Tuesday, December 25, 2012
Ewing Oil Adds Death Late
The death of Charles Durning (89) has added 11 points to Ewing Oil's total, but they still trail Sweet Valley Death by a score of 291.5 to 258.5 with just a week left in the season.
Friday, December 21, 2012
At the End of November...
With eleven months down, Sweet Valley Death leads Ewing Oil by a score of 291.5 to 247.5.
Ewing Oil:
January -- Joe Paterno, 7.5
February -- Gary Carter, 86
May -- Robin Gibb, 38, Abdelbaset Ali Mohamed Al Megrahi, 40
June -- Ray Bradbury, 9
August -- Neil Armstrong, 18
September -- Art Modell, 14, Andy Williams, 16
November -- Larry Hagman, 19
Sweet Valley Death:
January -- Etta James, 54, * Successful insurance taken on Joe Paterno, 7.5
February -- Whitney Houston, 52
April -- Dwayne Schinzius, 57, Dick Clark, 18
June -- Richard Dawson, 21
July -- Andy Griffith, 14
August -- *Unsuccessful insurance taken on Blake Fielder-Civil, 35
October -- Alex Karras, 23, George McGovern 10
Ewing Oil:
January -- Joe Paterno, 7.5
February -- Gary Carter, 86
May -- Robin Gibb, 38, Abdelbaset Ali Mohamed Al Megrahi, 40
June -- Ray Bradbury, 9
August -- Neil Armstrong, 18
September -- Art Modell, 14, Andy Williams, 16
November -- Larry Hagman, 19
Sweet Valley Death:
January -- Etta James, 54, * Successful insurance taken on Joe Paterno, 7.5
February -- Whitney Houston, 52
April -- Dwayne Schinzius, 57, Dick Clark, 18
June -- Richard Dawson, 21
July -- Andy Griffith, 14
August -- *Unsuccessful insurance taken on Blake Fielder-Civil, 35
October -- Alex Karras, 23, George McGovern 10
Friday, September 28, 2012
Nearing a Hat-Trick
With deaths to Art Modell, 14, and Andy Williams, 16, Ewing Oil is nearing a hat-trick for the month of September. They have also narrowed the gap, with SVD now leading by a score of 258.5 to 228.5.
Saturday, September 01, 2012
At the end of August
With eight months down, Sweet Valley Death leads by a score of 258.5 to 198.5.
Ewing Oil:
January -- Joe Paterno, 7.5
February -- Gary Carter, 86
May -- Robin Gibb, 38, Abdelbaset Ali Mohamed Al Megrahi, 40
June -- Ray Bradbury, 9
August -- Neil Armstrong, 18
Sweet Valley Death:
January -- Etta James, 54, * Successful insurance taken on Joe Paterno, 7.5
February -- Whitney Houston, 52
April -- Dwayne Schinzius, 57, Dick Clark, 18
June -- Richard Dawson, 21
July -- Andy Griffith, 14
August -- *Unsuccessful insurance taken on Blake Fielder-Civil, 35
Ewing Oil:
January -- Joe Paterno, 7.5
February -- Gary Carter, 86
May -- Robin Gibb, 38, Abdelbaset Ali Mohamed Al Megrahi, 40
June -- Ray Bradbury, 9
August -- Neil Armstrong, 18
Sweet Valley Death:
January -- Etta James, 54, * Successful insurance taken on Joe Paterno, 7.5
February -- Whitney Houston, 52
April -- Dwayne Schinzius, 57, Dick Clark, 18
June -- Richard Dawson, 21
July -- Andy Griffith, 14
August -- *Unsuccessful insurance taken on Blake Fielder-Civil, 35
Wednesday, August 01, 2012
At the end of July...
With seven months down, Sweet Valley Death leads by a score of 223.5 to 180.5.
Ewing Oil:
January -- Joe Paterno, 7.5
February -- Gary Carter, 86
May -- Robin Gibb, 38, Abdelbaset Ali Mohamed Al Megrahi, 40
June -- Ray Bradbury, 9
Sweet Valley Death:
January -- Etta James, 54, * Successful insurance taken on Joe Paterno, 7.5
February -- Whitney Houston, 52
April -- Dwayne Schinzius, 57, Dick Clark, 18
June -- Richard Dawson, 21
July -- Andy Griffith, 14
Ewing Oil:
January -- Joe Paterno, 7.5
February -- Gary Carter, 86
May -- Robin Gibb, 38, Abdelbaset Ali Mohamed Al Megrahi, 40
June -- Ray Bradbury, 9
Sweet Valley Death:
January -- Etta James, 54, * Successful insurance taken on Joe Paterno, 7.5
February -- Whitney Houston, 52
April -- Dwayne Schinzius, 57, Dick Clark, 18
June -- Richard Dawson, 21
July -- Andy Griffith, 14
Thursday, July 05, 2012
4th of July Supplemental Draft
With their picks in the 4th of July Supplemental Draft, Sweet Valley Death used their pick to select Dick Van Dyke, 86. Ewing Oil selected Larry King, 78.
Sunday, July 01, 2012
At the end of June...
With six months down, Sweet Valley Death leads by a score of 209.5 to 180.5
Ewing Oil:
January -- Joe Paterno, 7.5
February -- Gary Carter, 86
May -- Robin Gibb, 38, Abdelbaset Ali Mohamed Al Megrahi, 40
June -- Ray Bradbury, 9
Sweet Valley Death:
January -- Etta James, 54, * Successful insurance taken on Joe Paterno, 7.5
February -- Whitney Houston, 52
April -- Dwayne Schinzius, 57, Dick Clark, 18
June -- Richard Dawson, 21
Ewing Oil:
January -- Joe Paterno, 7.5
February -- Gary Carter, 86
May -- Robin Gibb, 38, Abdelbaset Ali Mohamed Al Megrahi, 40
June -- Ray Bradbury, 9
Sweet Valley Death:
January -- Etta James, 54, * Successful insurance taken on Joe Paterno, 7.5
February -- Whitney Houston, 52
April -- Dwayne Schinzius, 57, Dick Clark, 18
June -- Richard Dawson, 21
Saturday, June 09, 2012
Ewing Oil Strikes with Bradbury
The death of author Ray Bradbury, 91, has cut into the healthy lead established by Sweet Valley Death. His 9 points have narrowed the score to 209.5 to 180.5.
Saturday, June 02, 2012
S.V.D. adds Richard Dawson to 2012 total
Sweet Valley Death got back on track this week with the death of beloved game-show host Richard Dawson, 79. His 21 points extend the S.V.D. lead to 209.5 to 171.5.
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
At the end of May...
With five months down, Sweet Valley Death leads by a score of 188.5 to 171.5.
Ewing Oil:
January -- Joe Paterno, 7.5
February -- Gary Carter, 86
May -- Robin Gibb, 38, Abdelbaset Ali Mohamed Al Megrahi, 40
Sweet Valley Death:
January -- Etta James, 54, * Successful insurance taken on Joe Paterno, 7.5
February -- Whitney Houston, 52
April -- Dwayne Schinzius, 57, Dick Clark, 18
Ewing Oil:
January -- Joe Paterno, 7.5
February -- Gary Carter, 86
May -- Robin Gibb, 38, Abdelbaset Ali Mohamed Al Megrahi, 40
Sweet Valley Death:
January -- Etta James, 54, * Successful insurance taken on Joe Paterno, 7.5
February -- Whitney Houston, 52
April -- Dwayne Schinzius, 57, Dick Clark, 18
Ewing Oil Back in the Game
Recent deaths by former Bee Gee Robin Gibb, 62, and Abdelbaset Ali Mohamed Al Megrahi (the Lockerbie Bomber), 60, have given Ewing Oil 78 quick points this month. Sweet Valley Death now leads the game by a score of 188.5 to 171.5.
Saturday, April 21, 2012
S.V.D. on a Roll
Sweet Valley Death has been on a roll this month, capitalizing on the deaths of Dwayne Schinzius, 43, and Dick Clark, 82, to pick up an additional 75 points. SVD now has a 188.5 to 93.5 lead over Ewing Oil.
Friday, February 17, 2012
Gary Carter Gets Ewing Oil Back in Game
Ewing Oil has stormed back into the game with the death of its moneyball, Gary Carter. The former major league catcher, 57, has earned Ewing Oil 86 points. Sweet Valley Death now holds a 113.5 to 93.5 lead.
Saturday, February 11, 2012
Houston, We Have a Problem
The death of Whitney Houston, 48, is a huge strike for Sweet Valley Death. The singer's death has earned SVD a whopping 52 points to give the team a 113.5-7.5 lead over Ewing Oil.
